calling a woman pretty.

[kaz7]

I'm not gonna ask

You have a glass of water next to the bed and he washes his willy in it after nooky

I use a vase.

Show off

 

[bluegirl74]

You have a glass of water next to the bed and he washes his willy in it after nooky

I use a vase.

Show off

lol

 

[waterloo blue]

I'm not gonna ask

You have a glass of water next to the bed and he washes his willy in it after nooky

I use a vase ,full of Domestos.

 

[Barcon]

You have a glass of water next to the bed and he washes his willy in it after nooky

I use a vase ,full of Domestos.

 

[stony]

I'm not gonna ask

You have a glass of water next to the bed and he washes his willy in it after nooky

Gross :(

Hey I don't do it ! Read the thread on mumsnet its funny as fuck.

 

[mcmanus]

Forget about your ex employers. Just get your story straight for the police, judge and jury.

 

[BlueTG]

Call her an ugly **** in front of her friends next time so the obscure advances have been parred.

 

[mcmanus]

A few scenarios.

...... the girl was really fat, ugly and you upset her with a piss taking comment.
...... she is average so calling her pretty makes you look desperate.
...... the girl is stunning and she gets complements every hour of the day.

 

[steviemc]

The Cellar is becoming like Majorie Proops letters page FFS

It's mumsnet lol

Does that mean we all need penis beakers ?

??

 

[york away to this!]

nine pages. NINE PAGES - and still no spurious pictures of the happy couple...

this place has hit rock bottom...