can anyone come up with a super injunction song for.........

i was singing yesterday

ryan giggs ryan giggs cheating on his wife
ryan giggs ryan giggs cheating on his wife
she took it up the shitter
now its all over twitter
its ryan gigs ryan giggs

few joined in with me
 
Oh Ryan Wilson,
Hes a whinger,
Hes got no class,
He likes to do injuctions
But Jock papers say fuck that,
He shags around the country with a BB9 fit lass.....Oh Ryan Wilson......
 
Didsbury Dave said:
jrb said:
Inzi said:
should we be taking the piss when one of our players allegedly also have a super injunction?

Of course we should.

He's brought it on himself. Why not just man up and admit what he did, instead of going to court and taking on Twitter and the world. Does he think he is so powerful, just because he had a clean image and he's a millionaire.

What's really funny is his affair has surely had a damn sight more publicity now than if it had been and gone in the NOTW. Anyway, my effort to the tune of "Robin Hood":

Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, tried to gag the press
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, his marraige is a mess
20 years a rag, shagged a welsh slag
Ryan Giggs, lying pig, Ryan Giggs

Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, crosseyed cheating prick
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, could not control his dick
The world knows your game, but can't say your name
Ryan Giggs, lying pig, Ryan Giggs
Today seems to be Andy Gray day for me. Take a bow son.
 
Didsbury Dave said:
jrb said:
Inzi said:
should we be taking the piss when one of our players allegedly also have a super injunction?

Of course we should.

He's brought it on himself. Why not just man up and admit what he did, instead of going to court and taking on Twitter and the world. Does he think he is so powerful, just because he had a clean image and he's a millionaire.

What's really funny is his affair has surely had a damn sight more publicity now than if it had been and gone in the NOTW. Anyway, my effort to the tune of "Robin Hood":

Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, tried to gag the press
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, his marraige is a mess
20 years a rag, shagged a welsh slag
Ryan Giggs, lying pig, Ryan Giggs

Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, crosseyed cheating prick
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, could not control his dick
The world knows your game, but can't say your name
Ryan Giggs, lying pig, Ryan Giggs

Genius
 
to the tune of Michael Finnegan

(Insert name of player) is all over Twitter
For dipping his dick in to Imogens Knickers
 
Ryan Giggs Ryan Giggs shagging Imogen
Ryan Giggs Ryan Giggs shagging Imogen
She takes it up the bum
Got caught by the Sun
Ryan Giggs Ryan Giggs!
 

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