can anyone come up with a super injunction song for.........

[Jumanji]

Sir Alex Ferguson when questioned about the poor away for last season defended his team in defiant manner - We have had some decent displays I would pick out Ryan Giggs who has done well away from home, his dribbling has come on but he must work on timing his finishing.

Just cant as long as he used to.












;)

 

[NZBlue]

I think The Eagles come to mind for me

You can't hide your Ryan Lies
your blacked out face, was a thin disguise
thought by now. you'd realise
there ain't no way to hide your Ryan Lies

 

[Burtonblue]

(to the tune of Robin Hood)

Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs Cheating on his wife.
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs Cheating on his wife.
Took her up the Sh1tter,
its all over twitter!

Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs!

Should get the Barca fans to sing it at Wemberlee for him!

 

[disco dawson]

I think The Eagles come to mind for me

You can't hide your Ryan Lies
your blacked out face, was a thin disguise
thought by now. you'd realise
there ain't no way to hide your Ryan Lies

Brilliant

 

[Rammyblues]

Resurect the Old Tommy Docherty tune

This is allegedly of course


He shot
He come
all over imogens bum
Bryan Briggs Bryan Briggs.

Simple, easy to learn not in breach of any injunction because of fictious name but sung out loud on terrace it could sound like a current prem footballer.

 

[dom]

LOL great timimg on the night of our victory parade...

Forget the FA Youth Cup final (BTW Talkshite completely ignored our FA Youth cup triumph over Chelski a couple of yars back)

Will Ronnie Essex Rag talkshite still be crowing about man Yooo fostering ... 'Up and coming' young players ???

 

[dick slexia]

**** BREAKING NEWS ****

Man Utd team to face Barcelona on Sat

Van der Sar
Rafael
Ferdinand
Vidic
Evra
Valencia
Carrick
An un-named
premiership
footballer
Park
Rooney
Hernandez

 

[muscles]

**** BREAKING NEWS ****I would love it if that was how they announced the team!!!


Man Utd team to face Barcelona on Sat

Van der Sar
Rafael
Ferdinand
Vidic
Evra
Valencia
Carrick
An un-named
premiership
footballer
Park
Rooney
Hernandez

 

[JGL07]

This one is worth a look:

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.b3ta.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.b3ta.com/</a>

 

[MC ID]

I'd love it if we had a song where we said he put an injunction on us so we can't say who's playing so shit. Ah well, i'm no where near as lyrically endowed as the rest of this forum looking at the posts :P