Can somebody please think of a new song for Robinho!

Roooooobinho-ho-ho he told chelsea fucking no
Robinho-ho-ho hes the greatist we all know
he plays left he plays right
*need a line*
and he shits on berbaflop
 
we tried to sign Dimi Berbatov but he said no no no
we don't give a shit cos instead we got Rob-in-ho
 
you can tell by the scars he is a red tevez tevez
hell never shag a sexy bird tevez tevez
he had the chance th ugly ****
he sowed his head on back to front
carlos tevez has got a monsters head

now its
He use to be a dirty red tevez tevez
but now he is a blue instead tevez tevez
hes probably shagged aload of birds
he made us change the bloody words
carlos tevez CITY TILL HE DIES
 
MCFCDanny said:
you can tell by the scars he is a red tevez tevez
hell never shag a sexy bird tevez tevez
he had the chance th ugly ****
he sowed his head on back to front
carlos tevez has got a monsters head

now its
He use to be a dirty red tevez tevez
but now he is a blue instead tevez tevez
hes probably shagged aload of birds
he made us change the bloody words
carlos tevez CITY TILL HE DIES


I agree with the new one mate but the old one was:

The neck scars prove he's lost his head TEVEZ TEVEZ
He'll never shag a sexy bird TEVEZ TEVEZ
The Argie twat
The ugly ****
They sown his head on back to front
Carlos Tevez Herman Munster head!
 
MCFCDanny said:
you can tell by the scars he is a red tevez tevez
hell never shag a sexy bird tevez tevez
he had the chance th ugly ****
he sowed his head on back to front
carlos tevez has got a monsters head

now its
He use to be a dirty red tevez tevez
but now he is a blue instead tevez tevez
hes probably shagged aload of birds
he made us change the bloody words
carlos tevez CITY TILL HE DIES

Erm you forgot the Robinho part in there mate.

ffs
 
Zin 'messiah' Zimmer said:
to the soothing sounds of Barry Manilow............. copacabana

His Name is Robinho, not quite Jazinho
with his fancy lamborghini he likes the cheshire scenery
a shimmy to the left, a shimmy to the right
he makes uniteds players look fuckin shite
Cos we've got robinho, Robson de Souza.
Zabelata and tevez, fuck of fernandez
robinho cammmmmmme to city..... and fell in love


So in the first line you slag him off ?

Great stuff.

Also who is fernandez btw ?

Doh.
 
I keep saying keep it simple.

Viva Robinho to the same tune.
 

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