Can we do this to stop Delap's throw ins

[Benarbia]

You have to stand 2-3 yards from the touch line. So we don't we get Santa Cruz onto Adebayor's shoulders and that way he won't be able to throw the ball that far

 

[fat boy blue]

like where your coming from
thinking outside the box

 

[BooksReject]

Can only see one flaw in your otherwise fantastic suggestion - it would mean picking an obviously unfit Santa Cruz again. What about just getting Bellamy to just fucking tread on both of his arms when the ref's back is turned?

 

[blutone3]

cant we just get someone to hit him on the head with a mallet!!!!!!!

 

[fbloke]

Or we could get a keeper who can catch the ball.

Oh please, please tell me how great Shay is again.

'Both' goals would have been stopped by my lad who plays for his college.

At least we can thank the ref for the point.

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

You have to stand 2-3 yards from the touch line. So we don't we get Santa Cruz onto Adebayor's shoulders and that way he won't be able to throw the ball that far

Don't know if there's any rule against that. Might set a dangerous precedent where delap sits on someones shoulders to launch balls into the box and all the stoke forwards climb on Sorensons outstretched arms to outleap toure and lescot. They'll have no worries of us hitting them on the break as we only ever pass sideways

 

[kippaxblue76]

Or we could get a keeper who can catch the ball.

Oh please, please tell me how great Shay is again.

'Both' goals would have been stopped by my lad who plays for his college.

At least we can thank the ref for the point.

Another thread turning into slagging off the players, great, just what we need, i wonder who will be next.

 

[Benarbia]

You have to stand 2-3 yards from the touch line. So we don't we get Santa Cruz onto Adebayor's shoulders and that way he won't be able to throw the ball that far

Don't know if there's any rule against that. Might set a dangerous precedent where delap sits on someones shoulders to launch balls into the box and all the stoke forwards climb on Sorensons outstretched arms to outleap toure and lescot. They'll have no worries of us hitting them on the break as we only ever pass sideways

The only rule is to stand 2-3 yards away from the touchline

 

[seafordblue]

Nice idea, but wouldn't sticking 6'5" Stuart Taylor in goal instead of 6' Given be more practical. Of all the throw ins last night, I can only recall Given clearing the ball once.

Also, why is it only Delap, of all the players in the country, can chuck the ball any distance? Doesn't seem that difficult to me. Come on Micah, get some practice in.

 

[lafitz2008]

You have to stand 2-3 yards from the touch line. So we don't we get Santa Cruz onto Adebayor's shoulders and that way he won't be able to throw the ball that far

Get Shaun on Cruzs shoulders as well doing star jumps.Be effective yet dignified at the same time,where's that photoshop guy,I'd like to see what it would look like...