Can you legitimize your job?

[Barcon]

My cock and balls are a listed fucking monument. You need a pass from English Heritage just to see em.

I made you a chair.

 

[stony]

I made you a chair.

Where's the hole? i'm a monkey town boy, where the fuck is my tail supposed to go?

 

[ComfySeats]

I'm in a team that looks after dosing chlorine into people's drinking water and dosing chemicals into the sewer to stop hydrogen sulfide production. I'm kind of a big deal.

Made me laugh

 

[SWP's back]

I build houses so that people don't have to sleep in the snow bank and freeze to death in the winter or get eaten in their sleep by wild beavers and mooses.

I like to eat wild beavers.

And to the OP, without doubt.

 

[urban genie]

Chef - people will always need to eat food, whether they need someone to prepare that for them is different

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Chef - people will always need to eat food, whether they need someone to prepare that for them is different

I'm glad about that, for a few minutes there I thought I was interupting a crane drivers love fest.

 

[Barcon]

I like to eat wild beavers.

And to the OP, without doubt.

Careful, the wild ones can bite back.

 

[Damocles]

I create stuff that automates people's job and eventually puts them out of work so companies who can afford to pay this one off cost can run more efficiently

 

[tweetstreet]

Yes as without my job you lot wouldn't be able to get to your jobs. I work on an oil refinery so getting he rest of you to work justifies my job I think.

 

[bluegirl74]

No, as I am one of the aforementioned pen pushing money jugglers.
But I am very good at it and it pays the mortgage and my season ticket installments.