Cannot believe this

CTID1988 said:
Its new years day and im royally hungover. Nothing to update really, we aren't together anymore because of what she has done. I havent even wasted my time listening to her excuses, cannot be arsed with it. New year, new start.
Cheers for some of the responses on here anyway, had me in tears laughing some of them!

So what did she think of The Hobbit?
 
CTID1988 said:
Its new years day and im royally hungover. Nothing to update really, we aren't together anymore because of what she has done. I havent even wasted my time listening to her excuses, cannot be arsed with it. New year, new start.
Cheers for some of the responses on here anyway, had me in tears laughing some of them!


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwKV2oAX0OM[/youtube]

Ha! Ha!
 
Damocles said:
http://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=276322&p=6410072#p6410072

Damocles said:
BoyBlue_1985 said:
Oh my days thanks for the analysis damo but I don't really care and you are wrong about me. Sorry for having. Laugh I will go and hug a polar bear.

Well that's a better alternative of what I thought you can go and do. And people who say "oh my days" are complete cunts. It doesn't mean anything. Learn the fucking language, we've all agreed on the usage of words here. You're a white middle class right wing manchild further stealing black culture and language in a way of sounding cool with your shit memes, shit gelled mohawk and shit fucking khakis. You're a pussy who uses the fact that he's shit scared of everything around them from immigrants to the economy as an excuse to peddle your medieval views on society. Either that or you're an idiot who hasn't yet developed the maturity needed for self reflection but as you're in your late twenties and consistently use popular language or pictures in lieu of an argument, I'm guessing the first rather than the second.

Either way, the entire "well, I was having a laugh" argument makes you both a hypocrite and a coward. Either stand up for what you actually believe or shut up because you're an entirely useless participant posting sarcastic comments and pictures of cats with funny writing on them. Now go and hug your bear, lest you actually have to justify one of your crap opinions to your peers.

Looking back, I might have overreacted a smidge.
Hey don't beat yourself up. At least you didn't get personal. If Kun is reading this, you may need to revise your putdown of the year.
 
just save all the money you would have wasted on her on an escort girl. guaranteed good sex because she would like you to book her again. winner. and always remember you don't pay a working girl for sex but for her to fuck off afterwards and leave you to watch the sport on tv.
 
mancyman said:
just save all the money you would have wasted on her on an escort girl. guaranteed good sex because she would like you to book her again. winner. and always remember you don't pay a working girl for sex but for her to fuck off afterwards and leave you to watch the sport on tv.


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Pretty much.. Some would say it's the cheaper version between both and the least painful also most are 8/10s which is great... And the last bit is so true lol. nothing better then busting your nut then moving to watch a full days worth football while not needing to worry about her XD
 
mancyman said:
just save all the money you would have wasted on her on an escort girl. guaranteed good sex because she would like you to book her again. winner. and always remember you don't pay a working girl for sex but for her to fuck off afterwards and leave you to watch the sport on tv.

How much does an escort cost? Depending on age and condition.
 
mcmanus said:
mancyman said:
just save all the money you would have wasted on her on an escort girl. guaranteed good sex because she would like you to book her again. winner. and always remember you don't pay a working girl for sex but for her to fuck off afterwards and leave you to watch the sport on tv.

How much does an escort cost? Depending on age and condition.

Dubai 700-1000 but that's banging model looks ect. no clue about England but your women aint the best looking tbh so im guessing cheaper. Ye age has a big effect i think the most expensive are the just turned legal kind they even show proof of it lol
 
AntiUnited said:
mcmanus said:
mancyman said:
just save all the money you would have wasted on her on an escort girl. guaranteed good sex because she would like you to book her again. winner. and always remember you don't pay a working girl for sex but for her to fuck off afterwards and leave you to watch the sport on tv.

How much does an escort cost? Depending on age and condition.

Dubai 700-1000 but that's banging model looks ect. no clue about England but your women aint the best looking tbh so im guessing cheaper.

Gotcha.

My mate got one for 500 notes. One previous lady owner, only 35000 on the clock, needed the brakes looking at but gets him from a to b.
 

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