Cannot believe this

bobmcfc said:
The Flash said:
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
Anyone else up for a bit of new-starfish-tearing action?
I've had my go, Damo has landed some good body blows, can someone administer the knockout, because if this were a boxing match it would have been stopped 30 pages ago to avoid further punishment.

I reckon Chabal's "wide-wall" comment may have done the job.

-- Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:46 pm --

bobmcfc said:
Or calling people plebs and spying on them from behind a bin the back garden

;)

Behind a bin? I thought it was bent over a bin, avec chips and gravy?

No dear that wasn't me at all who said that. I'm a lady and I don't make rude jokes

emily_florence.jpg


Of course...
 
BlueBearBoots said:
chabal said:
BlueBearBoots said:
I'm watching with baited breath continually hitting refresh!

Haven't you been warned about your webcam fetish?

Back on topic - there will only be one winner here



Sshhhh don't want Damocles to psychoanalyse me!!!

Judging by his last attempt he'd have you down as a bloke named Cyril with an acute oedipus complex..........
 
Bigga said:
bobmcfc said:
The Flash said:
I reckon Chabal's "wide-wall" comment may have done the job.

-- Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:46 pm --



Behind a bin? I thought it was bent over a bin, avec chips and gravy?

No dear that wasn't me at all who said that. I'm a lady and I don't make rude jokes

emily_florence.jpg


Of course...

Is that you dear ?
 
Bent over a bin with chips and gravy on your back might be AntiUnited's fantasy.

It's a power position, it's psychologically denigrating to women, it has a close association of women and garbage which further feeds the ego, and he still gets to roughly fuck away through his tears whilst still stuffing his face with junk food, finally getting both the sex and the gravy that our appearance based society has forced him to choose between.
 
The analogy of the chips and gravy thing was a type of fifty shades of harpurhey kind of thing where you have a joke about the roughest circumstances a person of liberally loose morals would find themselves enjoying carnal pleasure. I worked with some very dirty minded people from cheshire don't you know

Lol
 
Damocles said:
Bent over a bin with chips and gravy on your back might be AntiUnited's fantasy.

It's a power position, it's psychologically denigrating to women, it has a close association of women and garbage which further feeds the ego, and he still gets to roughly fuck away through his tears whilst still stuffing his face with junk food, finally getting both the sex and the gravy that our appearance based society has forced him to choose between.

Oh dear...

I think mayhap presumed a touch...
 
Bigga said:
Damocles said:
Bent over a bin with chips and gravy on your back might be AntiUnited's fantasy.

It's a power position, it's psychologically denigrating to women, it has a close association of women and garbage which further feeds the ego, and he still gets to roughly fuck away through his tears whilst still stuffing his face with junk food, finally getting both the sex and the gravy that our appearance based society has forced him to choose between.

Oh dear...

I think mayhap presumed a touch...

No, I really believe that a bloke's fantasy involves rough fucking and gravy based on a few posts he's made on the internet.

I'm well qualified to psychoanalyse, I have a PhD in Bullshitology.
 
AntiUnited said:
Bigga said:
AntiUnited said:
it's not hate when it's fact. fuk me u must be all much older.. its pretty much status,facebook, picture after picture, likes, 100 percent materialistic which is pathetic so in turn i treat them as such.. not that hard man.

-- Tue Jan 07, 2014 3:46 pm --




True we shall see. but dubai is pretty much home of the materialistic woman and which everything revolves around status, and spending.


Forgive me if I'm wrong, but an oil rich state like Dubai, with all of its preening and posturing (look at me, I have tall buildings and expensive objects), can nought but have "the materialistic woman(and bastard)" that revolves around status and spending!!

Isn't that the current state of the society? Women can't be blamed when they are held on a pedestal to reflect the wealth.

So you need to change the game for yourself.

cant leave money is to good sadly.

You won't leave Dubai because the money is too good, yet you complain that your generation is entirely materialistic?

Anyone got a fucking huge irony sign?
 
Damocles said:
Bigga said:
Damocles said:
Bent over a bin with chips and gravy on your back might be AntiUnited's fantasy.

It's a power position, it's psychologically denigrating to women, it has a close association of women and garbage which further feeds the ego, and he still gets to roughly fuck away through his tears whilst still stuffing his face with junk food, finally getting both the sex and the gravy that our appearance based society has forced him to choose between.

Oh dear...

I think mayhap presumed a touch...

No, I really believe that a bloke's fantasy involves rough fucking and gravy based on a few posts he's made on the internet.

I'm well qualified to psychoanalyse, I have a PhD in Bullshitology.

and it shows Doctor Phill. but i did laugh at your sad attempt to tick me off.. look all im saying is that the women of my gen are useless that is all.. im assuming your my age aswell cuz if you where u would know this
 
I do still think you are or were a fat bloke though and much of the first post was true.
 

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