Caption Competition

[Nixon_The_Bike_Thief]

"I got over zealous when making the cuts for the last budget, I used to be as tall as Patrick !"

 

[GaudinoMotors]

"I've just had a muffin in the new cafeteria."


"It's a barm you southern t**t!"

 

[Blue Til Death]

Would you like to come and see some puppies..?

 

[jayblue]

so chaps. is this rumour true about the size of paddys knob ?

 

[cheddar404]

Is there any way we can privatise this?

 

[Chris in London]

I gave you 50p to look after my car not to sit in here playing call of duty.

 

[jimharri]

''See, I told you it was Tyler.''

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

do you think it is a muffin or a barm?

 

[I Hart Man City]

"Mr Viera here has asked me to give you a quick motivational speech, so I thought I'd tell you that if you don'twork hard enough to make the 1st team there's no way you'll be able to afford a house in the future."

 

[GeekinGav]

"Tell me boy ... have you ever ridden a horse with a big hammer chasing a ball? That is what I call a sport .... toff toff!!"