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[aguero93:20]

"Has anyone seen my mobile? I have some tickets to sell. Could have sworn I had it a couple of weeks ago..."

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

"I tell you what, Woodie, I know I said don't get that Portuguese fella, but I admit I get it wrong sometimes. Take that scruffy twat, Keane; he's kindly taken my dogs for a WALK, no charge."

"Er, Bobby, turn your hearing aid up a bit ... and sit down for a minute"

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Ticket Tout: Hi Jose, it's an honour to welcome you to your new home.
Maureen: Cheers baldy, and I thought you didn't like me.
Ticket Tout: I don't cos you're a ****. But I said I'd keep quiet if they named a stand after me.

that must be the stand that they always leave the lights on even on none game days

 

[Sid C]

Why've you got an invisible man on your chest? Fuck me am I really here!

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

Ed "I'm sorry to say Bobby but we clearly couldn't give a shit what you think."

 

[kashmir]

Honest it normally a good dogging spot Wayne usually brings a couple of granny's here after training

 

[dronefromsector7G]

"Ed, why is the invisible man hiding under your shirt?"

 

[Bodicoteblue]

..... And when it all goes tits up, we go on the road as a Marx Bros tribute act!

 

[billybluecat]

is he bringing that chelski doctor with him? ryan will be pleased

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

Bit of advice Ed...I'd put those glasses back on if I were you, what with this eye gouging cu#t being around.


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