caption contest!

[ciderjohn1]

"aall buy ye a field full 'o' coo's af ye stay"

 

[mickeyblueeyes]

there was a cow upon a hill, its not there now its shifted

 

[Kevblue]

Rooney- Please release me, let me go
For I don't love you anymore
To waste our lives would be a sin
Release me and let me love again

I have found a new love, dear
And I will always want her near
Her lips are warm while yours are cold
Release me, my darling, let me go

(Please release me, let me go)
For I don't love you anymore
(To waste my life would be a sin)
So release me and let me love again

Please release me, can't you see
You'd be a fool to cling to me
To live a lie would bring us pain
So release me and let me love again
(Let me love, let me love)

 

[FinallyGamble]

baconface - ''i promise ye wayne, i'll *hicup* do that thing you like with my little finger an *hicup* me chuddy'', ye can even dowit t'me!''..bluuurghhh..jus' dunny leave me like this''...bluuurgghhh.

BaconFace : Wazza before you go. It was i who got your colleen up the duff.

 

[TTTCITYBHOY]

"look ya wee scouse fuker,yer stayin here ya reptile granny shaggin shit,yer no gaun tae thay noisy bastards across the toon"
got tae laff at the attempts at Jockspeak here,from some of ye. :)

 

[michaelo]

baconface - ''i promise ye wayne, i'll *hicup* do that thing you like with my little finger an *hicup* me chuddy'', ye can even dowit t'me!''..bluuurghhh..jus' dunny leave me like this''...bluuurgghhh.

Wayne........... help! iv just shat myself!

There's gonna be a muuurder i tell ye!!!

 

[Neil McNab]

Wayne, come here son, I need to inject some spunk into this team!

 

[reddishblue]

Can you lend us a tenner for a couple of bottles of Buckfast?

 

[Edwin]

"We cannot bear to see another 'Welcome To Manchester' poster featuring you and I take back my words calling them noisy neighbours if you would stay"

 

[db79ctid]

See if you don't leave my arm be you drunk Glasgow tramp I'm going to twat ya. Chick pea or whoever that Mexican you signed needs a hug and I think bebe is stealing coats to keep him warm out on the streets to tonight. Baconface replies : no Wayne laddie ya canne do it to me your the one I love I only bought that chick pea fella by mistake I thought I was ordering a side order for me dinner. We have money Wayne I promise you don't you remember we sold ronaldo and we could have had tevez if only he scored more and besides Wayne were getting a cow soon imagine that laddie a fuckin cow who wouldn't stay for that