Caption

[thecitymassive]

Tevez realises hes just knocked old trafford and made it into a camel racing track.

 

[gh_mcfc]

stevie "Bloody Thomas cook. The told me the hotel would be finished when i booked it."

or

stevie "thank good I packed my pin stripped suit - tarmacing this drive will be a right earner for sure"

 

[samharris]

im steve im 23 my dad's names lee he drives me round in his JCB.

 

[goat boy]

Kung fu master Steven Ireland tries to explain to his new team mates how they're only a 5 finger death punch away from their last quip about his "bloody funny accent".

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Right lads, who buried my new watch?

 

[jayblue]

steve u cant have 3 grannies even tho rooney has

 

[Stevie's Wings]

Stevie - "So, I knocked Old Trafford down to get a better view of the Trafford Centre"

 

[ell]

"Yeah! The sun actually think I couldnt afford my own watch!"

 

[ManCityFC]

 

[Gazza]

...speaking of Rio, anyone fancy a donkey ride?