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[BulgarianPride]

Ireland: "What do you call a very big tractor?"
Tevez: "A massive Ferguson"
Ireland:"You dirty rag. Stop saying massive!"

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

"We know that Robinho has a few bags of sand delivered to his house, but this . . . . . . . . . . ?

 

[big gaz]

Stevie-"So the shieke says dig a big hole and bury that Burnage gob shite Gallagher in it"

 

[ell]

"Yeah the price of a shirt decreases when Benjani signs it!"

 

[city_babe_x]

A very confused Tevez to Ireland: "So let me get this right you dont play for your country because they took the piss out of your hair line"

Barry: "No its becuase his grandma died."

Roque: "No his partner had a miscarridge."

Laughter procedes.

 

[mcfc_nick]

stevie: Gaz, hands off the new ride!

barry: dont worry stevie, ill buy you two when we get back!

with carlos nodding along even though he doesnt understand a word theyre saying!

 

[Thaksin's Postman]

shit, we all bought the same shirts...........

 

[Corradi on Stilts]

Santa cruz:".....So I said, SAM YOU FAT BASTARD, IM NOT INJURED FOR A CHANGE GO AND EAT A PIE!!!"

polite laughter

Ireland:"So, Carlos, that Ena Sharples headgear, does it encourage hair growth?"