Carlos Tevez Song

1dart said:
He's neck scars proves he's lost his head Tevez, Tevez
He'll never have a sexy bird Tevez, Tevez
The argy twat, the ugly ****, they sewn his head on back to front
Carlos Tevez, herman munster head.
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Nearly right you've just got the argie and ugly the wrong way round .
 
blainestewart said:
1dart said:
He's neck scars proves he's lost his head Tevez, Tevez
He'll never have a sexy bird Tevez, Tevez
The argy twat, the ugly ****, they sewn his head on back to front
Carlos Tevez, herman munster head.
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it is urban monster head mate (sorry, not trying to be a smart arse).
no its not.

And there is another verse about rooney

He used to play for EFC rooney, rooney
..
..
(cant remember any more except final bit)
..
Big Fat rooney, wants to shag yer Nan.
 
The last bit of the Rooney one is:

He used to play for EFC, and now he's shagging OAP's
Big fat Rooney, Love to shag your nan.



Can't remember the beginning bit though.
 
chrishull said:
The last bit of the Rooney one is:

He used to play for EFC, and now he's shagging OAP's
Big fat Rooney, Love to shag your nan.



Can't remember the beginning bit though.
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Someones gotta tell us the other lines to this song!
 
the one we sing about rooney goes like this

he used to play for efc rooney rooney
he likes to shag the oap's rooney rooney
he is a dirty thieving scouse
he'll nick your car and rob your house
big fat rooney wants to shag your nan

allthough i'm sure there are different versions out there
but i like this one best
 
His waiste-line proves that he is fat rooney rooney
now hes a fucking ugly twat rooney rooney
he used to play for efc
he likes to shag an oap
big fat rooney likes to shag a gran.........


And it herman muster head not urban....lmfao
 
Maybe I should start a seperate thread for this, but I think we should sing this (Probably best informing you on here first so word gets around... Not that it'll make a difference as our away contingent don't know how to sing)

99 years without red in our town
99 City years
There biggest crowd
Was at our ground
99 years without red in our town

(repeat)

Obviously to the tune of 99 bottles of beer on the wall or whatever it is!
 
That Tevez one's been sung by Liverpool fans for a year or two already. Nowt new.
 
Everton's Torress song is brilliant:

Hes half a girl and half a boy
torres, torres
He look just like a transvestite
torres, torres
he wears a frock, he love his cock
he sells his arse on albert dock
Fernando torres, Carraghers bit on the side.
 
I always thought this was a funny one I've heard a few times.

Park, Park you ugly F**K
you've got a face like a crispy duck,
It could be worse you could be gay,
You could be getting bummed by john o'shea!
 
liamctid said:
cartoid1220 said:
I always thought this was a funny one I've heard a few times.

Park, Park you ugly F**K
you've got a face like a crispy duck,
It could be worse you could be gay,
You could be getting bummed by john o'shea!
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Funny, yet racist and homophobic.
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Why is it racist then? I dont think there is any mention of race there.
Homophobic maybe.
Look up meaning of racism before you start havin a go
 
Aimed at Rafa Benitez

You're just a fat Spanish waiter,
Fat Spanish waiter,
You're just a fat Spanish waiter,
Fat Spanish waiter
 
His Neck Scars Proves he's lost his head,
Tevez Tevez,
He'll never shag a sexy bird,
Tevez Tevez,
You ugly tw*t,
You dirty cu*t,
They've sewn your head on back to front
Carlos Tevez Hernan Munsters Son
Nanananananana
You dirty cu*t
you ugly twa*t
You better fuc*k off you little rat
Carlos Tevez you fu*king backward tw*t
 
coops said:
shame not everyone knows the words to the tevez songs cause u just hear people singing random lyrics!
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well if anyone wants to know they can ask the liverpool fans whose song it actually is! maybe we should play you'll never walk alone before games aswell?
 
Bluemer said:
His Neck Scars Proves he's lost his head,
Tevez Tevez,
He'll never shag a sexy bird,
Tevez Tevez,
You ugly tw*t,
You dirty cu*t,
They've sewn your head on back to front
Carlos Tevez Hernan Munsters Son
Nanananananana
You dirty cu*t
you ugly twa*t
You better fuc*k off you little rat
Carlos Tevez you fu*king backward tw*t
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this is what i meant!

**You argie twat you ugly ******

**Carlos Tevez Herman Munster Head**
 
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