Carlos Tevez Song

Everton's Torress song is brilliant:

Hes half a girl and half a boy
torres, torres
He look just like a transvestite
torres, torres
he wears a frock, he love his cock
he sells his arse on albert dock
Fernando torres, Carraghers bit on the side.
 
I always thought this was a funny one I've heard a few times.

Park, Park you ugly F**K
you've got a face like a crispy duck,
It could be worse you could be gay,
You could be getting bummed by john o'shea!
 
liamctid said:
cartoid1220 said:
I always thought this was a funny one I've heard a few times.

Park, Park you ugly F**K
you've got a face like a crispy duck,
It could be worse you could be gay,
You could be getting bummed by john o'shea!
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Funny, yet racist and homophobic.
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Why is it racist then? I dont think there is any mention of race there.
Homophobic maybe.
Look up meaning of racism before you start havin a go
 
Aimed at Rafa Benitez

You're just a fat Spanish waiter,
Fat Spanish waiter,
You're just a fat Spanish waiter,
Fat Spanish waiter
 
His Neck Scars Proves he's lost his head,
Tevez Tevez,
He'll never shag a sexy bird,
Tevez Tevez,
You ugly tw*t,
You dirty cu*t,
They've sewn your head on back to front
Carlos Tevez Hernan Munsters Son
Nanananananana
You dirty cu*t
you ugly twa*t
You better fuc*k off you little rat
Carlos Tevez you fu*king backward tw*t
 
coops said:
shame not everyone knows the words to the tevez songs cause u just hear people singing random lyrics!
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well if anyone wants to know they can ask the liverpool fans whose song it actually is! maybe we should play you'll never walk alone before games aswell?
 
Bluemer said:
His Neck Scars Proves he's lost his head,
Tevez Tevez,
He'll never shag a sexy bird,
Tevez Tevez,
You ugly tw*t,
You dirty cu*t,
They've sewn your head on back to front
Carlos Tevez Hernan Munsters Son
Nanananananana
You dirty cu*t
you ugly twa*t
You better fuc*k off you little rat
Carlos Tevez you fu*king backward tw*t
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this is what i meant!

**You argie twat you ugly ******

**Carlos Tevez Herman Munster Head**
 
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