Carlos Tevez Song

when you were red we hated you tevez tevez
but we love you now your a blue tevez tevez
were sorry for the hurtful words
we bet that youve shagged lots of birds
carlos tevez born to be a blue
 
1dart said:
He's neck scars proves he's lost his head Tevez, Tevez
He'll never have a sexy bird Tevez, Tevez
The argy twat, the ugly ****, they sewn his head on back to front
Carlos Tevez, herman munster head.

We still singing this then?
 
this is not a tevez song but hope u like it

at center back he is magic in midfield he's fantastic up front he'd score a hat trick, he's vincent kompany der der der der da da der der der der da da
 
i prefer this one...

he used to be a dirty red tevez,tevez
but now he is a blue instead tevez, tevez
hes probably shagged o load of birds
hes made us change the fuckin words
carlos tevez citys argentine


NANA NA NA NA NA NANA!!!!
 
He'll become our new dickov tevez tevez
'Cos he told fergie to fuck off tevez tevez
He swapped the swamp for gods own team
and now hes here to live the dream
Carlos Tevez born to be a blue.
 
He used to be a dirty red Tevez, Tevez
Now he's a super blue instead Tevez, Tevez
He used to be an ugly shit
But now we think he's like Brad Pitt
Carlos Tevez, he'll gob in Fergie's eye

PS - I posted this on the Carlos thread a couple of weeks ago and immediately got told off by Pam!
 
New carlos teves song.

Thers only one carlos teves
one carlos teves
up u man u
i`m now a blue
city are the pride of manchester

Repeat

Repeat

Repeat
 
[size=200]whos that man from argentine?
whos that man we all adore?
he plays wiv the barry and the cruz
he our superstar tevezs
and forever at city he will score
[/size]
 
blainestewart said:
1dart said:
He's neck scars proves he's lost his head Tevez, Tevez
He'll never have a sexy bird Tevez, Tevez
The argy twat, the ugly ****, they sewn his head on back to front
Carlos Tevez, herman munster head.

it is urban monster head mate (sorry, not trying to be a smart arse).

what a quality song. the wright philipps one is mint aswell;

Shaun Wright Philipps is fcuking brilliant,
We sold him for 20 million,
Bought him back for just 10 million,
Stupid Chelsea bas*ards!

We managed to get it going in the south stand after a few goes.

urban munster lmao
 
To the tune of 'We've won it five times'.

He'll get a face lift,
He'll get a face lift.
With 25 million,
He'll get a face lift.
 
mcfcdjr said:
He'll become our new dickov tevez tevez
'Cos he told fergie to fuck off tevez tevez
He swapped the swamp for gods own team
and now hes here to live the dream
Carlos Tevez born to be a blue.
like it
 
United Couldn`t pay the fee tevez, tevez,
Now he plays for Man City tevez, tevez,
He used to be a dirty red
but now he plays in blue instead
carlos tevez city 32

na na na na na na na
 
just against the rags


whos that man from argentina ,
whos that man you didnt sign
he didnt sign for you
coz his heart was set on blue
now carlos is city's 32
 
NOW WE'VE GOT A PLAYER CALLED TEVEZ
SENT TO US FROM HEAVEN
ALWAYS FAULTLESS, HARD TO BEAT
AS SMOOTH AS YOU'LL GET 'EM

HE PUTS DEFENDERS IN HIS POCKET
GOT A SHOT THATS AS FAST AS A ROCKET
HE'LL EVEN BEAT YOU AT SUBBUTEO
AND HE SAID ' FUCK OFF UNITED, I DON'T WANNA KNOW'

OH MY PERFECT TEVEZ
WHAT HE LIKES TO DO YOU COULDN'T
HE'S MAN CITY'S PRIDE AND JOY
OUR ARGENTINIAN GOLDEN BOY




Love this one...great original tune too. Nice one
 
I want to get this sorted.
We need an official song for him. In the style of the torress one which liverpool sing.

I heard people try to start it today.

We need an Official one instead of everyone thinking hmmm.. which one should we sing.
 
Ob la di, ob la da, carlos tevezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, he told fergie to fuck off

some guy near me tried to get that going today.
 

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