cars up your arse !!!

[Barcon]

I'm sure he was driving up your arse in order to make you realize that you were driving like a pussie in the wrong lane. Putting your foot down or getting the fuck over was probably exactly what he wanted. Not sure why he would be embarrassed.

yes because you were there wernt you ?? ffs

i was doing a steady 80 in the fast lane and this prick raced up behind me , i just thought id teach him a lesson !!

so politley fook off

No offence mate but it seems like you drive like an old woman. You get in the passing lane, pass a car and then get the fuck out of it. Driving up somebodys arse is one way of waking them up. So POLITELY blow me.

 

[BimboBob]

Not to mention illegal. I hate boy racers in their shit Astras.

whats your problem ??

are you saying you never go over 70 miles per hour ???
the highway code rules are from the 60,s , the stopping distances are prehistoric?

did i say i was racing, i merely stated some twat was right up my jacksie.
ffs sake there are some cnuts on this forum , all high and mighty like,
get off your fucking health and safety podiums and join the real world.
i challenge anyone here to deny they have not had some twat right up there arse on the motor way.
i was just saying i had the horse power to make em look silly.

jeez

Or just move over as you are supposed to do and let the twat pass. Honestly...all this 'i'm not a boy racer' stuff isn't kidding anyone.

 

[Swales lives]

I drive like a twat a couple of times a week, I can't help it.
It's old c*nts who drive at 30 in a 50 zone that get me. People who drive up my ass can get to fuck, I slow down to annoy them.

When it comes to driving I'm a schizo hypocritical lunatic, sometimes relaxed, sometimes wired. Depends how pissed I am. Still I passed first time so I'm not all bad.

 

[BimboBob]

Or just move over as you are supposed to do and let the twat pass. Honestly...all this 'i'm not a boy racer' stuff isn't kidding anyone.

so you have never had a bad day and thought " fuck it"

well mr holier than thou"

i bow to your superior social standing in this world


ffs

I knew you would come round to my way of thinking corky.

 

[Swales lives]

Or just move over as you are supposed to do and let the twat pass. Honestly...all this 'i'm not a boy racer' stuff isn't kidding anyone.

so you have never had a bad day and thought " fuck it"

well mr holier than thou"

i bow to your superior social standing in this world


ffs

Are you driving now?

 

[BimboBob]

so you have never had a bad day and thought " fuck it"

well mr holier than thou"

i bow to your superior social standing in this world


ffs

Are you driving now?

No...he's a changed man now. I bet he pulled over to the post that.

 

[Skashion]

I am a boy racer but I'm also an extremely courteous driver. Always happy to let people out of side turnings if there's an opportunity, always stop when I can to let people pass if there is only enough room for one car, always always thank people if they let me through and never drive up people's backsides no matter how slowly they're driving.

 

[Swales lives]

I am a boy racer but I'm also an extremely courteous driver. Always happy to let people out of side turnings if there's an opportunity, always stop when I can to let people pass if there is only enough room for one car, always always thank people if they let me through and never drive up people's backsides no matter how slowly they're driving.

That's shocking, you shouldn't be on the road. What about women with "Baby on Board" stickers? don't you ever try to run them into a ditch?

 

[Skashion]

I am a boy racer but I'm also an extremely courteous driver. Always happy to let people out of side turnings if there's an opportunity, always stop when I can to let people pass if there is only enough room for one car, always always thank people if they let me through and never drive up people's backsides no matter how slowly they're driving.

What about women with "Baby on Board" stickers? don't you ever try to run them into a ditch?

You're right, I did overlook that one.

 

[Pigeonho]

Peole who drive up my arse get the brake treatment. What I do is slam my brakes on and watch the sheer terror appear on their face. They back off after that, usually.

 

[Anonymous]

I don't worry about anybody tailgating me , i just don't pay em' any attention whatsoever ........ anyone who drives as close as that is a Grade A tosspot!

All i give a fuck about is what's in front!

 

[Barcon]

Peole who drive up my arse get the brake treatment. What I do is slam my brakes on and watch the sheer terror appear on their face. They back off after that, usually.

Your car wouldn't last long if you did that to me.

P.S mines the big one.

 

[Pigeonho]

Peole who drive up my arse get the brake treatment. What I do is slam my brakes on and watch the sheer terror appear on their face. They back off after that, usually.

Your car wouldn't last long if you did that to me.

P.S mines the big one.

Thats my kind of motor. Love it. Congrats on that my man.

 

[cockneycarparkm32]

Flick your fog lights on....

Now thats funny...

LOL, I do similar take foot off accelerator and flick my side lights on, cant stand being behind someone following their Sat Nav ....and not the road.. they dont trust the bleeding thing and insist on braking at every junction....

 

[Barcon]

Thats my kind of motor. Love it. Congrats on that my man.[/quote]

cheers, I could do without the 135L fuel tank though. :)

 

[Pigeonho]

Thats my kind of motor. Love it. Congrats on that my man.

cheers, I could do without the 135L fuel tank though. :)[/quote]

I bet! Next car I get, which isn't gonna be for about 4 years yet, will be something similar, but obviously the smaller, more pussy English sized engines. I like the Navara's by Nissan.

 

[Barcon]

My mate has a smaller Toyota truck and it's a nice machine. I just happen to need the big guy for my work.

 

[DiscoSteve]

Peole who drive up my arse get the brake treatment. What I do is slam my brakes on and watch the sheer terror appear on their face. They back off after that, usually.

Your car wouldn't last long if you did that to me.

P.S mines the big one.

me neither...

TBH the secret to this is have cruise control and use it - the 'challenge' then is try and hold it on cruise (at around 80 if you can ;-) ) rather than worry what other twonks want to do.

I also find it amazing when people in flat little cars come up behind me close - they can't see a thing and if I have to stop quick - they have no chance - and there's an iron girder in the back bumper of mine so you can guess what happens next :-)

 

[stony]

so cruising at 80 is driving like an arsehole ????

Not at all, driving at 80 on a good road when the conditions are good is fine. Hogging the outside lane with your thumb up your arse and getting all pissy when someone wants to go faster than you is being an arsehole.

you either dont drive or are winding me up ?

Been driving for nearly 30 years and I've driven pretty much anything. Cars, vans, wagons, cranes, buses etc.

like i said on a previous post , i challenge anyone to say they have never driven over 70

Like I have already said, it wasn't your speed that was the problem, just your lane discipline and then acting like a boy racer afterwards.

if you say you havent your a liar.

I speed all the time, when the conditions and the road allows, and I have a clean licence.

i dont understand why im getting shit.

Probably because you're not understanding the point people are trying to make.

 

[another generation]

Regarding the 70 mph speed limit on motorways and dual-carriage de-restricted roads:
It doesn't matter what decade the Highway Code dates from. The speed limit is there for a reason. Yes, today's cars are capable of speeds well in excess of 70 mph, but this doesn't mean that we should all be forced to drive that fast.

Think for one second about the amount of cars on the roads today, compared with the sixties. There are now so many vehicles on Britain's roads that the speed limit ought to be decreased, not increased. If all Britain's speed limit signs were suddenly read in kilometres, rather than miles per hour, there would be far less deaths from road traffic accidents. People would just have to allow slightly more time for their journeys.

Which brings me on to tailgating. It's bl**dy scary to have some maniac right up your boot, but you can't just pull over because everyone else in the inner lane is also driving nose-to-tail. And what about the inside lane? Oh, no, that's virtually empty, apart from the odd lorry here and there.

How many drivers actually use the overtaking lanes for overtaking? Very few. The vehicle-to-lane ratio has been completely reversed. And what does tailgating result in? Concertina-style braking and accelerating. One driver touches the brakes and the following drivers do so, too. Who actually keeps moving at a constant rate? Yep, it's our old pals in the inside lane, mooching along at something approaching the speed limit.

Grr. More people should take Advanced Driving lessons. You soon find out that driving much faster than the speed limit does not get you there much, if any, quicker. Drive faster, you spend more time braking, too. Where are the BM mathematicians to prove it?