Cat deterrents.

[TCIB]

Their piss and shit just stinks so bad and contaminates my soil maturation pile with their disgusting worm filled poo. My dogs go to the vet often and are kept tip top so it does anger me these flea ridden little bastards are spreading god knows what. I admit most seem ok on the street, cute, fluffy etc but as a gardener a cat turd filled with little worm things is fucking horrid, espesh when you work so hard on the soil, then the smell, it is just fucking horrible.

In summer i find the best deterrent is having a dog that is quiet (to a degree) and is a natural guard type dog, leave them out if they are not a noise nuisance. Annoyingly if i leave a few tactically spaced dog turds around then that helps, but not always my gardening trainers.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

What kind of freak want to keep cats away? Something seriously wrong.

The kind that appreciate just what sneaky snot inducing flea covered freaky back jumping seeing in the dark evil horrible little creeping car bonnet sleeping flower bed shitting amonia pissing song bird murdering useless mercenary excuses for pets for lonely women they really are

 

[BimboBob]

A shotgun.

Cats are vermin. Shit anywhere. Do what they want. Full of fleas. Only sad old women like them really.

Mind you, small yappy little dogs are the same.

 

[grunge]

Not sure if its been mentioned, A cat is the best deterrent for other cats!. they keep other cats from there territory and tend not to shit in there own back yard.

 

[CTID1988]

Hate the little bastards. Why do people find cats funny these days? Whats funny about them exactly? They are horriible flea ridden ungrateful twats

 

[Bozo]

The kind that appreciate just what sneaky snot inducing flea covered freaky back jumping seeing in the dark evil horrible little creeping car bonnet sleeping flower bed shitting amonia pissing song bird murdering useless mercenary excuses for pets for lonely women they really are

So much hate. smh

 

[CTID1988]

So much hate. smh

Shovel right in its smug little ginger face

 

[aguero93:20]

Shovel right in its smug little ginger face

A hot poker would be my pick in that particular scenario, serve it right for crossing it's beady little eyes.

 

[m7mcfc]

Citrus scents are supposed to be cat deterrents.
You could try befriending the cats to a point where they are thinking your yard is theirs. Cats don't shit in their own garden.

My young fellas started to be paleontologist and got Dads shovel out after watching Jurassic Park the cat decided it was his new toilet. I bought some gear from b&m and it stopped. By the way I hate cats and the rest of the clan love them but ironically I am the only one that feeds it.

 

[aguero93:20]

My young fellas started to be paleontologist and got Dads shovel out after watching Jurassic Park the cat decided it was his new toilet. I bought some gear from b&m and it stopped. By the way I hate cats and the rest of the clan love them but ironically I am the only one that feeds it.

Why don't you stop then? Either it'll fuck off and find some new gullible idiot or it'll starve to death, win-win.