Cat deterrents.

[m7mcfc]

Why don't you stop then? Either it'll fuck off and find some new gullible idiot or it'll starve to death, win-win.

I was at work the other half explained to me what they had got up to. As for the cat your advice has been taken on board.

 

[BimboBob]

Shovel right in its smug little ginger face

And it's crossed eyed. Put it out of it's misery.

Looks like Guy.

 

[mancityvstoke]

The kind that appreciate just what sneaky snot inducing flea covered freaky back jumping seeing in the dark evil horrible little creeping car bonnet sleeping flower bed shitting amonia pissing song bird murdering useless mercenary excuses for pets for lonely women they really are

yeah....fuck cats...orrible little cunts

 

[Maly]

Any one know anything that actually works on our feline friends as I've tried virtually everything. They even shat in the OH's lavender (a deterrent apparently) and I was picking clag out of other pots this morning. They're shitting fucking everywhere. Even bought a spray which was minging and that turned out to be more of a human deterrent. Waste of money.

Several of the 'offending' pussies belong to her highness next door and as she has no garden as such, they're coming here to drop their load and shag (the cats). It's fucking turd terrace at the moment. Now, I am an animal lover and shooting them or putting lanate/moth balls is out of the question. So have to look for another natural solution.

I would love to be polite and civilized and approach the Evil Gargoyle and tell her to fuck them off to her family house in the village, but I wouldn't be able to hold back and would more than likely throttle the sinister sweeping old fucking hag. (Bill?)

So I ask, is there anyone on here that has used something that they can guarantee has an affect on deterring the cats from the garden?

Thanks in advance.

Paphos

P.S I can't afford to; move house, concrete everywhere, or have the whole garden enclosed and cat proof.

Lion shit

 

[foxy]

Throw a bucket of freezing cold water over them.

 

[aguero93:20]

Throw a bucket of freezing cold water over them.

When it's -10℃ outside. Then apply a claw hammer to it's rib cage to be safe.

 

[stony]

I can't stand the little cunts. They're always shitting in my garden. If I find the owner of the cat that's doing it, I'm going to drag the **** round by their pubes and make them clean it up.

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

Abdul's is your friend...

 

[aguero93:20]

I can't stand the little cunts. They're always shitting in my garden. If I find the owner of the cat that's doing it, I'm going to drag the **** round by their pubes and make them clean it up.

Just cut the cat's head off and post it through their letterbox with the shit stuck in it's mouth.

 

[blueish swede]

Could put Morrissey in your back garden, that would deter most things.