Cat deterrents.

Get yourself a Maine Coon, you won't see another cat for miles

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The wife had one when I first moved in. Acted more like a dog than a cat.
 
I'm working on being able to say this about the missus' cat.
Put the fucker in a box and take it ON A TRIP.

Here cat ..this is your new home.......Rusholme it's called....c ya...good luck you little ****.

Wife comes home...........The cats legged it love....sorry bout that
 
Put the fucker in a box and take it ON A TRIP.

Here cat ..this is your new home.......The Coome it's called....c ya...good luck you little ****.

Wife comes home...........The cats legged it love....sorry bout that
Fixed, the fucker can fight foxes for food for a living.
 
Put the fucker in a box and take it ON A TRIP.

Here cat ..this is your new home.......Rusholme it's called....c ya...good luck you little ****.

Wife comes home...........The cats legged it love....sorry bout that
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Put the fucker in a box and take it ON A TRIP.

Here cat ..this is your new home.......Rusholme it's called....c ya...good luck you little ****.

Wife comes home...........The cats legged it love....sorry bout that
Brilliant
 
I complained last month about an arrogant fxxxer who thought my garden was it's own, but hadn't shat in it yet.

I can only assume the little bastard reads Bluemoon because it's shat in the same place in the garden every day since.

So come on, which of you is a cat with internet access, and can you stop shitting in my garden please.

Thanks.

I hate international breaks btw if you're wondering.
 

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