Cats and squirrels? You don't know how lucky you have it. I'd love me some cats and squirrels. In my backyard I've got a groundhog under the shed, a skunk that passes through everynight and wakes me up with it's rancid stench and a shitload of bastard raccoons that when they're not picking the locks on the wheelie bins and chucking all the shit all over the place, they are trying to get in the roof, and ripping the fucking lawn up looking for grubs. I'm moving to Newfoundland where the only pests are baby harp seals, and we all know what happens to them little pricks. Daddy needs a new pair of mitts.