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[DAFC-MCFC]

A mate of mine went home from town one night, pissed, and decided to put a porno on in the living room. His mum found him in the morning, sleeping on the couch with his trouser at his ankles and the tv on with the title menu of the DVD on!

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

A mate of mine went home from town one night, pissed, and decided to put a porno on in the living room. His mum found him in the morning, sleeping on the couch with his trouser at his ankles and the tv on with the title menu of the DVD on!

"Objection your honour, this story is a well known urban myth."

"Objection sustained."

 

[jimharri]

A mate of mine went home from town one night, pissed, and decided to put a porno on in the living room. His mum found him in the morning, sleeping on the couch with his trouser at his ankles and the tv on with the title menu of the DVD on!

A ''mate''?


Riiight.

 

[DAFC-MCFC]

A mate of mine went home from town one night, pissed, and decided to put a porno on in the living room. His mum found him in the morning, sleeping on the couch with his trouser at his ankles and the tv on with the title menu of the DVD on!

A ''mate''?


Riiight.

haha yeah definitely a mate, fortunately i've never been caught with my trousers down. Not yet anyway *touch wood*

 

[mancste1980]

I went round to a mates house once, his mam took me upstairs and opened his bedroom door to announce i was here. The dirty fucker had pages from the daily sport all over the bed and floor, he was just standing in the middle of the room knocking one out,she slammed the door and i left laughing my bolloxs off.

Never been caught my self but I've had my mam say i know you do it!
Not sure if that means she caught me or just she knows blokes do it, i wasn't going to ask!

 

[Conork599]

never been caught, touch wood.

the layout of my house is perfect, it's impossible for me to get caught :)

although once when i was giving it the missis, my dad popped home in his dinner hour, which rarely happens (out of all the days), i got away with it though, it was 11.30am, he came into my room, she was under the sheets hid and i stretched out, and i was lay there like i was half awake pretending i just woke up, didn't batter an eye lid.

result.

Well played on the pun. haha