im_still_here
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Pezzer2 said:
dont want to sound pedantic but why put stars in the word Porn. p**n
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dont want to sound pedantic but why put stars in the word Porn. p**n
Pezzer2
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im_still_here said:Pezzer2 said:My W**k Chronoogrophy
Early years - Bra/Knicker page of catalogues
Paper Round years - Daily Sport
College years - Porn magazines with free Soft porn video of naked women doing aerobics in swimming pool .
Dads own p**n collection including one labelled Man City V Spurs 1991 which included Bloke with 18 inch todge and a Woman with the biggest t*ts ever and a some freak who had two todges. Dad's always have the classics. Dad coming back from footie and a few pints on a Sunday was an enjoyable experience, watching him sneaking a fresh porn vid home, without my mum knowing.
2000-2011 - Internet p**n
dont want to sound pedantic but why put stars in the word Porn. p**n
Some very sensitive souls on here my friend.
TheMidnightClaret
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Not been caught but had a very uncomfotable situation.
Laid in bed watching T.V with some girl came on the screen. I was under the covers and I thought why not and started whacking away until I heard my mum come upstairs at the point of no return. I was already gone so had to try and silently let it out onto my chest whilst propping the covers up with my spare hand. My mum then proceeded to come in to my room for a heart to heart. I obviously couldn't stay holding the covers up so the cover end up covered in my juices whilst I was being talked to about my options in life. 20 minute of the most awkward situation I can think of and she left my room and went to bed.
Laid in bed watching T.V with some girl came on the screen. I was under the covers and I thought why not and started whacking away until I heard my mum come upstairs at the point of no return. I was already gone so had to try and silently let it out onto my chest whilst propping the covers up with my spare hand. My mum then proceeded to come in to my room for a heart to heart. I obviously couldn't stay holding the covers up so the cover end up covered in my juices whilst I was being talked to about my options in life. 20 minute of the most awkward situation I can think of and she left my room and went to bed.
im_still_here
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TheMidnightClaret said:Not been caught but had a very uncomfotable situation.
Laid in bed watching T.V with some girl came on the screen. I was under the covers and I thought why not and started whacking away until I heard my mum come upstairs at the point of no return. I was already gone so had to try and silently let it out onto my chest whilst propping the covers up with my spare hand. My mum then proceeded to come in to my room for a heart to heart. I obviously couldn't stay holding the covers up so the cover end up covered in my juices whilst I was being talked to about my options in life. 20 minute of the most awkward situation I can think of and she left my room and went to bed.
lol
gaudinho's stolen car
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One other incident that springs to mine is London circa 1996 for the rugby final. We were staying in a hotel near Euston and I was sharing a room with my cousin. We had been out in the day and bought a porno mag, the star attraction being a pregnant bird.
I was pretty skint by the night, so I decided to stay in and watch MOTD etc in the hotel while all the lads hit the town.
Soon as the door shut when my cousin went out, I had the bog roll and the pregnant bird porno on the bedside table. My cousin must have forgotten something and came back in, to see me on the bed (luckily still with my boxers on) with the bog roll and porno on the bedside cabinet.
He looked at me and said "Were you just about to have a wank?" I looked sheepish, and said "Yeah."
He fucked off out and I got ripped for the rest of the weekend.
I was pretty skint by the night, so I decided to stay in and watch MOTD etc in the hotel while all the lads hit the town.
Soon as the door shut when my cousin went out, I had the bog roll and the pregnant bird porno on the bedside table. My cousin must have forgotten something and came back in, to see me on the bed (luckily still with my boxers on) with the bog roll and porno on the bedside cabinet.
He looked at me and said "Were you just about to have a wank?" I looked sheepish, and said "Yeah."
He fucked off out and I got ripped for the rest of the weekend.
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At least you came clean about it (fnarr fnarr!). Not that you could deny it though really, could you!!gaudinho's stolen car said:One other incident that springs to mine is London circa 1996 for the rugby final. We were staying in a hotel near Euston and I was sharing a room with my cousin. We had been out in the day and bought a porno mag, the star attraction being a pregnant bird.
I was pretty skint by the night, so I decided to stay in and watch MOTD etc in the hotel while all the lads hit the town.
Soon as the door shut when my cousin went out, I had the bog roll and the pregnant bird porno on the bedside table. My cousin must have forgotten something and came back in, to see me on the bed (luckily still with my boxers on) with the bog roll and porno on the bedside cabinet.
He looked at me and said "Were you just about to have a wank?" I looked sheepish, and said "Yeah."
He fucked off out and I got ripped for the rest of the weekend.
gaudinho's stolen car
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jimharri said:At least you came clean about it (fnarr fnarr!). Not that you could deny it though really, could you!!gaudinho's stolen car said:One other incident that springs to mine is London circa 1996 for the rugby final. We were staying in a hotel near Euston and I was sharing a room with my cousin. We had been out in the day and bought a porno mag, the star attraction being a pregnant bird.
I was pretty skint by the night, so I decided to stay in and watch MOTD etc in the hotel while all the lads hit the town.
Soon as the door shut when my cousin went out, I had the bog roll and the pregnant bird porno on the bedside table. My cousin must have forgotten something and came back in, to see me on the bed (luckily still with my boxers on) with the bog roll and porno on the bedside cabinet.
He looked at me and said "Were you just about to have a wank?" I looked sheepish, and said "Yeah."
He fucked off out and I got ripped for the rest of the weekend.
Bang to rights Jim. Bang to rights. Still had the wank though once he'd gone, obviously.
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There was a few of us round a mates, he went upstairs and was taking his time. I went up for the toilet and he seemed to have disappeared, not in the toilet, not in any of the bedrooms, however the bathroom door was shut, so I opened it only to be greeted by him standing in the bath wanking away with his Nokia Ngage glued to his ear, turns out he was on some sex line.
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on a boozy weekend in prague, we got served by a right busty milf the night we got there. me and the birthday lad were the last two standing, still drinking at 7:30 in the morning. we got back to the digs about 9 in the morning just as a few of the lads were heading out for a bit of sightseeing. on his way out of our room, i asked one of the lads to pass me a handfull of bog roll. he did so and said if i had a cold coming on, it would be my own fault for staying out on the first night until morning.
his face was a picture when i said "no joe, it's so i can have a good wank. cheers."
his face was a picture when i said "no joe, it's so i can have a good wank. cheers."
I guess I've goth stories from both sides. Mate comes round, gaming etc..sorta about 4 in morning, asleep, woke up, he weren't there but I needed toilet, went toilet but could see my bedroom light was on...so walked in after and he was knocking one out in my room the sick bastard to one of my dvd's! Although he was faced the other way so didn't see anything and he didn't really give a shit, just laughed! To be fair, that wasn't bad. As a male, it's understandable.
A few years back, was about mid night, thought everyone had gone to bed, so whacking one out and then without a knock, Mom comes in, my back is to her luckily but I had like the porn channels on sky in my room and on the PC and obviously with my hand around my cock, I couldn't multi task that much, I got my hand off my cock, so there was a good starting point before she came in and put it away down my shorts before she saw....however, I fucking minimized one porn movie only for another to pop up so that epically failed while I didn't even think about the TV...so by the time she sort of got close (tbh, I don't even think she realised to start with, blind hoe)...I thought I had got away with it as I was able to quickly minimize everything on the PC, yet forgot about the TV with some naked girl on, the nervous look on my face and edge on my face, she knew what I was doing and although she never spoke a word of it since, well apart from the next day at dinner to step dad..."you should of seen of what he was doing and watching last night"...WTF....the fact for the remaining time since, she's always knocked and waited for 4/5 seconds outside my room before entering at night says it all.
Embarrassing.
A few years back, was about mid night, thought everyone had gone to bed, so whacking one out and then without a knock, Mom comes in, my back is to her luckily but I had like the porn channels on sky in my room and on the PC and obviously with my hand around my cock, I couldn't multi task that much, I got my hand off my cock, so there was a good starting point before she came in and put it away down my shorts before she saw....however, I fucking minimized one porn movie only for another to pop up so that epically failed while I didn't even think about the TV...so by the time she sort of got close (tbh, I don't even think she realised to start with, blind hoe)...I thought I had got away with it as I was able to quickly minimize everything on the PC, yet forgot about the TV with some naked girl on, the nervous look on my face and edge on my face, she knew what I was doing and although she never spoke a word of it since, well apart from the next day at dinner to step dad..."you should of seen of what he was doing and watching last night"...WTF....the fact for the remaining time since, she's always knocked and waited for 4/5 seconds outside my room before entering at night says it all.
Embarrassing.