I have real issues with many things, one of them is 'Celebrity' and I will tell you why. A few months back, before I read Zander Armstrong, off Pointless, supports Fox Hunting and stopped watching the ****, they had a Celebrity Show, and I switched it on to see how thick they were. Well, you can imagine my outrage when I didnt know a single motherucking one of them. Not one. So, all those nomarks who are called celebrities because they turn up to the opening of an envelope if there is camera there, need shot. Especially all, and I do mean every last one of those who go on the reality shows, including the crew, the producers, the commissioning editors, the catering staff and the fluffers, should all be put into the hold of a creaky old boat, pulled out to sea and used by the Navy for torpedo practice.
So, I don't like lots of them, but don't know their names, as no **** does.