Celebs... who have you met

A fair few but the most noteworthy-

Spike Milligan in Tenerife when I was 13, I told him I liked the cartoon the ratties, he said he'd done a little bit more with his life than that. He then asked where in England did i come from, I said Cheadle, he replied 'ah cheadle, the arsehole of Britain' then fucked off.

Owen Wilson - got smashed at a party with him and JRR Tolkien's nephew and ended up climbing the front of a hotel in LA to about the 7th floor with Owen.
 
Welsh Rugby Players; Chris Wyatt and Colin Charvis. Met them on a tour of Millennium stadium, when a coach full of kids didn't turn up so was asked (Being only 12) to promote the world cup shirt in 2003 with them. Free shirt and signed ball.
Sold 2 tv's to Greg Rusedski while working for Currys.
Dutch DJs Ferry Corsten and Armin van Buuren (was smashed so probably made a fool of myself).

That's about it I think.
 
I worked for a leading charity 10 years ago and we had an annual awards ceremony. In 2002 it was at Villa Park.
Loads of celebs there, all down to earth bar one.
I was one of the few who had to check people in at the reception area and I had surnames E-J.
Everyone on entry was happy and polite and found the table they were to check in at and be told which table number they were to be sat at. Celebs and non celebs.
Apart from this one wanker who thought she was above all that.
She tried to pass me, but I collered her and said she needed to register. Her claim to ''not need to do that'' was met by my ''so you know which table you are sat at then?''

She then came to the table and looked at me and I just looked at her and said, ''sorry, what is your surname?''
A mightily peeved Ginger Spice gave me her surname. I ticked her off the list and informed her of her table number and wished her an enjoyable evening.
Girl Power, my ARSE!
 
I was on stage with David Copperfield he made me disappear and I ended up in the kitchen. Then at the end of the show I had to go backstage and he told me I wasn't allowed to tell anyone how the trick was done. I told everyone except my girlfriend, who was with me, how it was done.
 
smudgedj said:
I was on stage with David Copperfield he made me disappear and I ended up in the kitchen. Then at the end of the show I had to go backstage and he told me I wasn't allowed to tell anyone how the trick was done. I told everyone except my girlfriend, who was with me, how it was done.
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Come on then. You know you can't leave it at that!
 
I used to drive a cab years ago. Often picked up Anna Friel and Darren Day. She was lovely and talked to me about my kids , life ,etc. He was a pompous prick.
I met Nigel Benn in Majorca. He had become a preacher by then and I found him strange.
Patrick Stewart (Captain Picard) sat down next to me in a pub in Rochdale. He was on his own and had come to watch his beloved Huddersfield Town play at Spotland. He seemed down to earth and didnt want any fuss.
I once also picked up Frank Wortington in my cab from a club where he had been doing a sportsmans dinner. I took him to somewhere on the other side of Bolton. Top bloke and he did his speech/act all the way there.
 
Bernard Sumner at Dry Bar years ago. Nice guy.
Shaun Ryder in the Woodstock in Didsbury before he started Black Grape. Top guy, had a good crack with him.
Oasis after the Maine Road gigs in '96. In addition to all the footballers at the aftershow party at the top of the Kippax. Also met Noel's High Flying Birds after their gig in Berlin. Top lads!
Starsailor after a gig in Madrid. Best mate's bird got off with one of them that night. Not cool!
Stereophonics before and after a gig in Leipzig. Top guys and let us drink all their booze.
Jeff Whitley was our kid's best mate at school, so met him loads of times. Always nice and friendly.
Mike Summerbee when I worked at Maine Road. Legend.
Tony Book at CSC Chorlton. Legend.
Ally MacLeod (ex-Scotland manager) at a pre-season friendly between Shettleston FC and Ayr United. Cool guy, let us sit in the dugout with him during the match.
Roy Aitken (ex-Celtic) at Butlin's when I was a kid.
Nena from 99 Red Balloons fame. Stuck-up cow.
Franziska Schenk (ex ice-skater and now TV presenter). One of her kids is a pupil at our school. Gorgeous woman.
Almost forgot......Robbie Coltrane when filming Cracker in our street.

And not to forget........DJ Ötzi (took my class swimming and he was there with his stupid woolly hat on in 32 degree sunshine!). Tosser.
 
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