Celtic thread 2018/19

[Deleted member 77198]

I’m over the moon that they won. We haven’t stopped laughing up here. Some hilarious tweets and wee videos.

One Sevconian actually attributed Stevie Scouser making a **** of it by claiming. as he used to play against Leicester, he was too upset to get the tactics right.

Well don’t the Dandies.

He must fit right in there then because that's the sort of maudlin shite the Scousers always come out with!

 

[thismustbetheplace]

Do u? Aye

Wishful thinking again.

 

[Paulpowersleftfoot]

How well do you think this thread has gone ?

 

[johnnytapia]

Delusion is strong with them. They get a bit better, but get themselves into a froth of being the new Barcelona. This is fanned by an overwhelming tv and written press who support them and get on the Stevie Express.

When we played them the first time this season, every Sevconian wether a fan or in the press thought they would beat us. That the tide had turned. We fucking pissed all over them and should have scored six.

Our dip in form and failures in the summer, for they were legion, gave them hope which instantly turns to over confidence.

We have returned to better form and now the realisation of where they actually are, as opposed to where they thought there were, is beginning to dawn. The vitriol now directed at their Messiah is coming out. It isn’t pretty, and by no means all, but a large contingent return to their ibate religious bigotry and are calling him catholic, Fenian etc.

Now, as I said, it’s not all. My best pal is a Sevconian fanatic, but not a bigot. He’s a Rangers man. He only wants his team to be good and couldn’t give a flying fuck what religion they are. This goes for all my pals who support the gers.

But there are dark forces who support them. They have the exact same mentality as the most extreme NI prods. Hatred.

So this morning is one of those moments I love. I actually enjoy them getting over enthused, deluded, over confident for the simple reason their fall into the despair pit is higher and causes more pain.

We have our issues that need to be addressed in January. But by fuck, even without the reinforcement’s we desperately need, we are still on a different level. Step up in January and not fuck up CL qualification, then this money will keep us there and hopefully allow us to go away in Europe and out up at least a fight. Which right now we can’t.

We will never be challenging for fuck all in Europe, but giving a good account of ourselves, getting 3rd in the group would be magic for us and being still in Europe after Christmas is our realistic goal. If we get the players in to improve us. If we don’t then that’s even more a pipe dream than Sevco winning the league.

But at least I realise that. They don’t. Which is fucking hysterical.

Anyway I am away to text my best pal. He needs me right now. I do what I can . :)

 

[Vienna_70]

Bobby Sands has been dead for more than 37 years.

As bad as the rags and buswreckers for living in the past!

 

[Magicpole]

Bobby Sands has been dead for more than 37 years.

As bad as the rags and buswreckers for living in the past!

Rangers have a song that they sing every game about him also. I’m nit a fan of any of that shit either. It has nothing to do with football.

 

[Magicpole]

How well do you think this thread has gone ?

It’s for me really. A personal record of how the Messiah ended up crucified. People have all sorts of threads that they enjoy. The decline and crucifiction of a false prophet is right up my street.

I will enjoy it.

 

[East Level 2]

Dear Mr Pole,
While I admire your demonstration of local rivalry being a prime concern of football supporters, I feel I should remind you that however much humour Gerrard brings as manager of Rangers it will never match the sheer delight he brought to City fans when he slipped in 2014.

 

[Magicpole]

Dear Mr Pole,
While I admire your demonstration of local rivalry being a prime concern of football supporters, I feel I should remind you that however much humour Gerrard brings as manager of Rangers it will never match the sheer delight he brought to City fans when he slipped in 2014.

A given. But, because something isn’t as hysterically funny as that, doesn’t mean his crashing and burning won’t have me buckled with hilarity. Life needs a good laugh and he will certainly provide one for me.

 

[The Salfordian]

Not them couple of dozen AGAIN eh