Celtic thread 2018/19

[Magicpole]

Not them couple of dozen AGAIN eh

You’re persistent, I will give you that.

 

[Lancet Fluke]

It's a difficult one because whilst it would give me great pleasure for gerrard to be an unmitigated failure as a manager, the longer he is there, the longer it keeps the stupid scouse twat off our screens as a pundit. And if he fails then it'll only mean your lot wins it again and Rogers is almost as big a dickhead as gerrard. In an ideal world they would just replace the next old firm game with the two managers having a fight to the death, armed with claw hammers.

 

[Blue Mist]

Dear Mr Pole,
While I admire your demonstration of local rivalry being a prime concern of football supporters, I feel I should remind you that however much humour Gerrard brings as manager of Rangers it will never match the sheer delight he brought to City fans when he slipped in 2014.

He didn't slip, he was shot by a Manc .sniper.

 

[Magicpole]

It's a difficult one because whilst it would give me great pleasure for gerrard to be an unmitigated failure as a manager, the longer he is there, the longer it keeps the stupid scouse twat off our screens as a pundit. And if he fails then it'll only mean your lot wins it again and Rogers is almost as big a dickhead as gerrard. In an ideal world they would just replace the next old firm game with the two managers having a fight to the death, armed with claw hammers.

I hear you too and understand your dislike of them both. I like Rogers, he’s a Celtic fan and has done well for us. In Europe we have been found out becayse we haven’t brought in any additional players this year, nit his fault. We also can’t compete, there are shit players in England going for £15-20m, so we need to look elsewhere.

I hope we strengthen in January for next years CL qualification. I think it will come too late for this year’s EL, as we need to beat Liepzig, which I think we will, but Salzburg look too good for us.

I live in hope though.

 

[Saddleworth2]

It's a difficult one because whilst it would give me great pleasure for gerrard to be an unmitigated failure as a manager, the longer he is there, the longer it keeps the stupid scouse twat off our screens as a pundit. And if he fails then it'll only mean your lot wins it again and Rogers is almost as big a dickhead as gerrard. In an ideal world they would just replace the next old firm game with the two managers having a fight to the death, armed with claw hammers.

I would pay to see that. When’s it on?

 

[Manc in London]

@Magicpole genuine question...

Who is behind the pro IRA stuff in the Celtic fanbase? Is it an Irish contingent? Plastic Paddy's? Divs who enjoy being offensive? Maybe some kind of combination?

 

[Magicpole]

@Magicpole genuine question...

Who is behind the pro IRA stuff in the Celtic fanbase? Is it an Irish contingent? Plastic Paddy's? Divs who enjoy being offensive? Maybe some kind of combination?

The ones who sing most are the Green Brigade. There is a large Irish descent in Scotland who obviously see Britain holding onto any part of Ireland as not right.

I don’t agree with using the club as a political vehicle for anything. Be political all you want but do it in your own time.

There are Republican marches in Glasgow where about 200 turn up. The GB number a couple of thousand, yet, for all their professed support don’t go on these marches. That fucks me off. If you believe so much in something but don’t turn out to march, preferring to sing at games, I’m sorry but zero respect.

The west if scotland became diseased with all this shit on both sides with the Troubles. I want to see peace in NI and keeping open old wounds don’t help that.

I wish we would just sing Celtic songs. Most people don’t join in. That’s just a fact, still wish we could move on though. Not for me.

 

[Henkeman]

He didn't slip, he was shot by a Manc .sniper.

I don't even agree with the "slip" thing. He woefully miscontrolled the ball, panicked and then slipped over when he tried to recover his fuck up. But that doesn't suit the "unlucky Stevie G" idea.

 

[KingCarlito]

Nobody gives a fuck about Celtic. Rotten club with a rotten fan base. Bore off, City fans ain't arsed.

 

[citizen_maine]

Nobody gives a fuck about Celtic. Rotten club with a rotten fan base. Bore off, City fans ain't arsed.

Please don't speak for the rest of us.

I'm sure we'd all like to tell him to fuck off individually :-)

 

[Blue Til Death]

It is a pro Celtic ish thread to be fair, surely he can post what he wants can’t he? Nobody has to open or read anything here if they don’t want.. Anything dissing Gerard gets my vote ..

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Dear Mr Pole,
While I admire your demonstration of local rivalry being a prime concern of football supporters, I feel I should remind you that however much humour Gerrard brings as manager of Rangers it will never match the sheer delight he brought to City fans when he slipped in 2014.

I'm with MP. Stevie Starfish is a living 'n breathing banana-skin. I'm sending him via DHL a crate of bananas each week, so that at least a couple can get under one or both of his size twelves. The more he slips the more we can have a wee chuckle

I hear you too and understand your dislike of them both. I like Rogers, he’s a Celtic fan and has done well for us. In Europe we have been found out becayse we haven’t brought in any additional players this year, nit his fault. We also can’t compete, there are shit players in England going for £15-20m, so we need to look elsewhere.

I hope we strengthen in January for next years CL qualification. I think it will come too late for this year’s EL, as we need to beat Liepzig, which I think we will, but Salzburg look too good for us.

I live in hope though.

Yer need to live with an appropriate measure of despair, MP, it's the fuckin' hope that does yer!

 

[East Level 2]

I wish we would just sing Celtic songs. Most people don’t join in. That’s just a fact, still wish we could move on though. Not for me.

It could be worse. You could sing songs reminding everybody who knocked you out of the Champions League last season. Or sing songs about a former player who was rarely sung about when he played for us.

 

[Manc in London]

The ones who sing most are the Green Brigade. There is a large Irish descent in Scotland who obviously see Britain holding onto any part of Ireland as not right.

I don’t agree with using the club as a political vehicle for anything. Be political all you want but do it in your own time.

There are Republican marches in Glasgow where about 200 turn up. The GB number a couple of thousand, yet, for all their professed support don’t go on these marches. That fucks me off. If you believe so much in something but don’t turn out to march, preferring to sing at games, I’m sorry but zero respect.

The west if scotland became diseased with all this shit on both sides with the Troubles. I want to see peace in NI and keeping open old wounds don’t help that.

I wish we would just sing Celtic songs. Most people don’t join in. That’s just a fact, still wish we could move on though. Not for me.

Thanks, mate

 

[Magicpole]

It could be worse. You could sing songs reminding everybody who knocked you out of the Champions League last season. Or sing songs about a former player who was rarely sung about when he played for us.

I hate Fox Hunting, so I’m working on a song about that. Political maybe, but long overdue.

To the tune of The wheels on the bus go round and round

I hope your horse throws you, you evil ****, You evil ****, evil ****,
I hope your horse throws you
You evil **** and you die

Smash your head off a Fucking wall
Fucking wall, nice and tall
Smash your head of a Fucking wall
And you die.

I’d stick that horn right through your head
Through your head, until your dead
I’d stick that horn right through your head
All day long.

Listen out for it.

 

[Magicpole]

I'm with MP. Stevie Starfish is a living 'n breathing banana-skin. I'm sending him via DHL a crate of bananas each week, so that at least a couple can get under one or both of his size twelves. The more he slips the more we can have a wee chuckle


Yer need to live with an appropriate measure of despair, MP, it's the fuckin' hope that does yer!

You got that right. I have many, many mental scars caused by the hope ****. :)

 

[Magicpole]

Please don't speak for the rest of us.

I'm sure we'd all like to tell him to fuck off individually :-)

I wouldn’t have it any other way. I’m a democrat. And well used to being told to fuck off on here. :)

It feeds my inner fire.

 

[Shirley]

I hate Fox Hunting, so I’m working on a song about that. Political maybe, but long overdue.

To the tune of The wheels on the bus go round and round

I hope your horse throws you, you evil ****, You evil ****, evil ****,
I hope your horse throws you
You evil **** and you die

Smash your head off a Fucking wall
Fucking wall, nice and tall
Smash your head of a Fucking wall
And you die.

I’d stick that horn right through your head
Through your head, until your dead
I’d stick that horn right through your head
All day long.

Listen out for it.

Ffs.
Suggest you carry on singing about the IRA.

 

[Henkeman]

Fuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckoff

;-)

 

[Magicpole]

Nobody gives a fuck about Celtic. Rotten club with a rotten fan base. Bore off, City fans ain't arsed.

I’ve been called many things, boring has now been added to the list. I think you can hit ignore. Although I would rather you just called me a ****. That at least is true. Boring? That cut me to the core.