Celtic thread 2018/19

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Oh how much can one guy laugh? I’m telling you, I’m up there. If any **** is giving out gongs, then I’m front if the queue, laughing.

Picture the scene, if you will.

10,000 Sevco fans are in Vienna. Oh, Vienna! They get beat, they’re out. A group of awfulness. Still, they say.

At least the Tarriers will get fucked. So we can still enjoy a pint and look as if we will kick off at any time. Yes they are getting fucked and they need a draw. For it is old and it is beautiful..,what? Rosenbhorg have done fucking what? Equalised? Are they through? AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH

Let’s wreck this fucking place.

I’m pissing myself. We were outclassed by a team that cost £200m. And it showed. We froze. But they will be a team with a chance of winning the ****.

But, we are through, and the pain my big pal is undergoing, is close to mystical I texted the ****, no reply as yet.

I’m sticking on a pizza. Enjoy your night, I fucking will.
 
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Magicpole said:
Oh how much can one guy laugh? I’m telling you, I’m up there. If any **** is giving out gongs, then I’m front if the queue, laughing.

Picture the scene, if you will.

10,000 Sevco fans are in Vienna. Oh, Vienna! They get beat, they’re out. A group of awfulness. Still, they say.

At least the Tarriers will get fucked. So we can still enjoy a pint and look as if we will kick off at any time. Yes they are getting fucked and they need a draw. For it is old and it is beautiful..,what? Rosenbhorg have done fucking what? Equalised? Are they through? AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH

Let’s wreck this fucking place.

I’m pissing myself. We were outclassed by a team that cost £200m. And it showed. We froze. But they will be a team with a chance of winning the ****.

But, we are through, and the pain my big pal is undergoing, is close to mystical I texted the ****, no reply as yet.

I’m sticking on a pizza. Enjoy your night, I fucking will.
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£200m? behave!
 
deano ou812 said:
He added on an extra zero ..
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Yep, can't blame him - he wasnt going to say they got dicked by a selling club from a league with no TV money who have spent less than Celtic over the last few years was he? It doesn't fit the Celtic narrative.
 
aguero93:20 said:
You know Celtic have double Salzburg's revenue, right?
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What are you on about? They have spent a fortune on players over the last few years. Anyway, I don’t fucking care. We got 9 points and managed to split Salzburg and Leipzig. We were outclassed and most of our team had a howler. No question about that. Still, this gives us another few million in revenue and hopefully we bring in a couple of players in January to take another wee step forward.

We know we’re we are. So all you ****s trying to piss on my parade can save your breath.

I’m immune now on here. Bomb proof. No **** is telling me anything I don’t know.

Let’s take a minute to bow our heads and wallow in the pain of Sevconuans everywhere. They are Fucking spewing and as long as that state of affairs is a thing, the smile on my face remains wide and mocking.
 
Magicpole said:
What are you on about? They have spent a fortune on players over the last few years. Anyway, I don’t fucking care. We got 9 points and managed to split Salzburg and Leipzig. We were outclassed and most of our team had a howler. No question about that. Still, this gives us another few million in revenue and hopefully we bring in a couple of players in January to take another wee step forward.

We know we’re we are. So all you ****s trying to piss on my parade can save your breath.

I’m immune now on here. Bomb proof. No **** is telling me anything I don’t know.

Let’s take a minute to bow our heads and wallow in the pain of Sevconuans everywhere. They are Fucking spewing and as long as that state of affairs is a thing, the smile on my face remains wide and mocking.
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Salzburg - €60m per season in revenue
Celtic - £108m per season in revenue

You poor underdogs.
 
mat said:
Gonna get stabbed in the Erse in Naples...
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A distinct possibility mat, however, put a division of Glaswegians up against any mob from Italy in a square go and we would batter fuck out of them. I was in Milan years ago and they’re pricks attacked a big group of us and we steamed in and left a dozen of them sparkled with the rest running away. They might be hatdmen where they come from, we don’t come from there.

I hope we miss them because they are a good team, have no fear of their Ultras.
 
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Red bull finance them. Look it up.
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They've made one loss of €1.6m in ten years. Red Bull set the club up, but they don't finance them. If they did, it would be part of the €60m. Sorry to burst your bubble mate.
 
Magicpole said:
This is their transfers €112m. We haven’t spent that amount in the last ten years. The reason they are getting shit is they spend much more than they earn through RedBull cash

https://www.transfermarkt.com/red-bull-salzburg/kader/verein/409
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They don't, they have FFPR to deal with, same as everyone else. That €112m is what transfermarkt value their squad at, not what they paid for it.
https://www.transfermarkt.com/red-bull-salzburg/alletransfers/verein/409

11m spent, 38m brought in during the summer, they're a selling club and a poorer one than Celtic.
 
aguero93:20 said:
They don't, they have FFPR to deal with, same as everyone else. That €112m is what transfermarkt value their squad at, not what they paid for it.
https://www.transfermarkt.com/red-bull-salzburg/alletransfers/verein/409

11m spent, 38m brought in during the summer, they're a selling club and a poorer one than Celtic.
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I am investigating this further. During our first game it was stated how much they spent. If they aren’t at it then why are they getting so much flack for spending more than they earn?

If they put that team together for what you say then they are brilliant at sourcing players not convinced, but if it’s true I will hold my hands up.

Grudgingly obviously and my position was arrived at by what was claimed they spent. As I said, I will look into it. I can’t see them being able to do that.
 
Magicpole said:
I am investigating this further. During our first game it was stated how much they spent. If they aren’t at it then why are they getting so much flack for spending more than they earn?

If they put that team together for what you say then they are brilliant at sourcing players not convinced, but if it’s true I will hold my hands up.

Grudgingly obviously and my position was arrived at by what was claimed they spent. As I said, I will look into it. I can’t see them being able to do that.
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Their transfer history is on the link I posted.
 
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