Celtic Thread - 2023/24

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Well it’s Crying time again
The league is over.
I can see that runners up look, in your eye ah ah ah ah eyes
I can tell, that you won’t be pushing Celtic
And that tears are welling up is no surprise

Well you spent a lot of gold on 9 new signings
And your fever pitch response was off the charts
But those players aren’t quite as good as you had hoped for
And the Celtic put you right back on your arse.

Well it’s Crying time again
The league is over.
I can see that runners up look, in your eye ah ah ah ah eyes
I can tell, that you won’t be pushing Celtic
And the tears are welling up is no surprise.

So a Cockney stands alone, he’s got excuses
As he tries to justify a team without a clue oo oo oo oo oo
His jacket, hanging on a shaky nail now
Oh what’s a Cockney Wanker meant to do.
Oh what’s a Cockney Wanker meant to do.

The bears have sharpened claws and getting tetchy
They’ve heard the same pish, time and time again
They have spent all of their gold on fucking halfwits
And the outcome, it is clearly just the same

There won’t be any league flag back in the Blue Room
They will have to wait at least another year
They will know as per, they’re going to win it next year
The problem with consuming too much beer.

Well it’s Crying time again
The league is over.
I can see that runners up look, in your eye ah ah ah ah eyes
I can tell, that you won’t be pushing Celtic
And the tears are welling up is no surprise

If that doesn’t win a Novello, questions need to be asked.

I’m available for Weddings and other events.

Check out this crying bluenose. Comedy gold.

 
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Magicpole said:
Well it’s Crying time again
The league is over.
I can see that runners up look, in your eye ah ah ah ah eyes
I can tell, that you won’t be pushing Celtic
And that tears are welling up is no surprise

Well you spent a lot of gold on 9 new signings
And your fever pitch response was off the charts
But those players aren’t quite as good as you had hoped for
And the Celtic put you right back on your arse.

Well it’s Crying time again
The league is over.
I can see that runners up look, in your eye ah ah ah ah eyes
I can tell, that you won’t be pushing Celtic
And the tears are welling up is no surprise.

So a Cockney stands alone, he’s got excuses
As he tries to justify a team without a clue oo oo oo oo oo
His jacket, hanging on a shaky nail now
Oh what’s a Cockney Wanker meant to do.
Oh what’s a Cockney Wanker meant to do.

The bears have sharpened claws and getting tetchy
They’ve heard the same pish, time and time again
They have spent all of their gold on fucking halfwits
And the outcome, it is clearly just the same

There won’t be any league flag back in the Blue Room
They will have to wait at least another year
They will know as per, they’re going to win it next year
The problem with consuming too much beer.

Well it’s Crying time again
The league is over.
I can see that runners up look, in your eye ah ah ah ah eyes
I can tell, that you won’t be pushing Celtic
And the tears are welling up is no surprise

If that doesn’t win a Novello, questions need to be asked.

I’m available for Weddings and other events.

Check out this crying bluenose. Comedy gold.

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Have you not got work to be getting on with?
 
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Have you not got work to be getting on with?
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I’m writing an Album. I have a couple of working titles.

Reality is a ****.( Photo of the league table)

Will Ye No Come back Again? (picture of the league flag as a cover)

Fly Beale to the Moon( Picture of the Artful Responsibility Dodger strapped to a rocket.)

Tav, The Disappointed Captain (cover is a montage by of all the clips of him saying how dissapointed he is and how they are going to fix it) I’m thinking of putting a rave tune over it, with repeated moaning)

I will sign copies for you.
 
Magicpole said:
I’m writing an Album. I have a couple of working titles.

Reality is a ****.( Photo of the league table)

Will Ye No Come back Again? (picture of the league flag as a cover)

Fly Beale to the Moon( Picture of the Artful Responsibility Dodger strapped to a rocket.)

Tav, The Disappointed Captain (cover is a montage by of all the clips of him saying how dissapointed he is and how they are going to fix it) I’m thinking of putting a rave tune over it, with repeated moaning)

I will sign copies for you.
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Ffs . I said to myself. Don’t read his posts. Stuck to FF. Do the garden. Paint the fence. Anything but read magics posts. I’ll never learn
 
Magicpole said:
To be fair, I never learn either.
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On the bright side I just played the best 18 holes I’ve hit in a long time. I reckon Beale added 20 yards to my driving!! Just imagine it’s his face you’re smashing !!!!!!
 
Would love Kyogo at Sporting. I am shocked nobody has come in for him to be honest.

I love the work Celtic is doing in terms of scouting the asian market. I have long wanted Sporting to do the same. I Remember we had Tanaka in our team years ago and he was pretty solid and now we have Morita who is a starter for Japan and he's a nice little player to have.

I feel their is a lot of talent to explore in that market and Celtic are establishing themselves in the asian market and as the priority team to many of these talents looking to take that step into Europe.

Well done.
 
Magicpole said:
I am sitting here in my garden, waiting for a top up. I wish I could take a photo and post it, but it keeps saying the image is too large. As I am slightly below the IT competence level of a tortiose, I cannot fix it. So, I will paint a picture with words. Note to Self.

The sun, yes the sun, it’s in Scotland on a brief stopover, well it’s shining on my small orchard, not a euphemism, but I’m going to bank that,, apples a plenty. Four different varieties snd I will attempt to press my own cider. The wind is rustling through tall trees and providing a sunstroke deterrent. I just moved here and it’s nearly as glorious as our hair.

We won today Magic, I thought we could but we have been awful. So, it augurs well for us going forward, we love an auger. Ah, here’s comes another drink, enjoy your night,
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A word of warning.

A couple I deliver to decided to make cider from their apples last year.

Their two trees produced about a laundry basket full of fruit.

They ended up with about a litre of cider.
 
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