Champions League Games 6/7 April

[ws01]

If that goal doesn't show Pep that we absolutely, 100% need a pure, world class striker to replace Kun, then I don't know what will

Our forward line of midfielders aren't scoring a goal like that

 

[simmo]

Deadly in front of goal. Mbappe is so clinical whilst running at speed.

 

[jimharri]

To quote our cockney friends, Boateng was done like a kipper there.

 

[MCFC1993]

Fucking brilliant from Mbappe, I'd love him at City.

 

[WestGorton]

We've had 1 loss in 35 games winning 31 of them so I'd say we're more than good enough.

We are as good a team but they both have more clinical strikers. We have one but letting him go

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

Both teams defending is shocking. If we get through Kev would have a field day playing passes through them

and if we play the way we did last night we'd lose to both 4/5-2, easily.

 

[hertsblue]

4 shots, 4 on target, 3 goals. Munich 24 shots. Just shows what a Difference having a clinical striker makes at this level

 

[Grealish’s Shinpads]

I think we'd batter Bayern on this showing.

We’d beat both Bayern and PSG imo. Dortmund a tougher test in many ways

 

[5 Hit Gibbon]

On our day we would beat either of these, but if we play like we did last night either of these would beat us.

 

[remember arthur mann]

A German guy approaches a lady of the night.
Long

'I vish to buy sex wit you.'
'OK,' says the girl, 'I charge 20 an hour.'
'..ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky.'
'No problem,' she replies cautiously, 'I can do little kinky.'
So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller. 'I vant zat you tie ze springs to each of your hans und knees.' The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs as he had said, to her hands and knees. 'Now you vill get on your hans und knees.'
She duly does this, balancing precariously on the springs.
'You vill please to blow zis kwacker as I make love to you.'
She finds it odd, but figures it's harmless (and the guy is paying.) She finds the sex is fantastic, as she is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller.
The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and it is several minutes before she has enough breath to say 'That was totally amazing, what do you call that position ?'
'Ah,' says the German 'dat is de Four-sprung Duck technique'

What's the punchline ?