Chants for Sunday...

[Squelch]

With them losing their last 2 games, how about some Lionel Ritchie.....


Your once, twice
Three times a loser
And I hate you.
Yes, your once, twice
Three times a loser
And I hate you!

 

[scorer]

If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the arse of a crow
I'd fly right over old trafford tomorrow
and shit on the bastards below, below
and shit on the bastards below

This is top and needs to be sung more, hardly ever hear it. Everton sang it and it sounded good (for them)

Edited.... I thought it was this from years ago... seems to scan better

 

[DannyBoy2890]

Green and gold scarves
Green and gold scarvessss
You're still paying glazer
You fucking retardssssss

Hissssss name is malcolm glazer
He thinks he's rather flashh
He tried tooo buy a football club
But didn't have the cashhhh
He borrowed lots of moneyyyyy
And made you all upsetttttt
Weeeeeve got loads of moneyyyyy
And you're in fucking debttttttt

Weeeee are top o the leagueeeeee
Weeeee are top o the leaguee!

 

[troadie]

A few for baconface

it's time to retire, it's time to retire, never in your lifetime, it's time to retire

it's time to retire, it's time to retire, you senile old fucker, it's time to retire

how stupid do you feel, how stupid do you feel, never in your lifetime, how stupid do you feel

you senile old ****, you senile old ****, never in your lifetime, you senile old ****

 

[troadie]

another one for shakin bacon

it's time to retire, it's time to retire, you shake like a shitting dog, it's time to reire

 

[stimo]

Sing your hearts out boys and girls and really get under the skin of the scum bags! Personal abusive songs (Granny Shagger and Bryan Riggs) will really put them off their game. So don`t hold back and unleash hell on the wankers!

Looking forward to hearing a big rendition of the following;

Who`s the scouser in the wig?

What`s it like to taste your brothers dick?

Baconface what`s the score? Baconface, Baconface what`s the score?

Fuck off back to London / Norwich!

Baconface is right, your fans are shite!

It was only 3-1, it was only 4-1 chant.

Rosler`s grandad bombed Old Trafford song.

It should have been 10. You lucky bastards it should have been 10!

Who put the ball in United`s net? Half the fucking team did!

The shitty man utd went to Rome to see the Pope and this is what he said, "FUCK OFF".

What else can we give the wankers?

just cringed so much then that my hair jumped off my head. im sure you dont need threads like these to create an atmosphere at a home derby game

 

[Stretford Born Blue]

Weeeeee all agree, Manchester City are Magic, are magic, are magic, are magic, are magic, are magic..., the magic gets louder and louder, then repeat............... A classic from the 60's, 70's and 80's...

 

[Rorschach]

six men scored at trafford...we have to do this one ,its the bollocks!!!

 

[Tom_mcfc]

six men scored at trafford...we have to do this one ,its the bollocks!!!

4 men scored

 

[blumanchu]

rooney was right ,
youre f**kin' sh**e



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