Chants for the post-COVID climate.

[Bellamy's Caddy]

Ironic that now is the perfect time for 'we're not really here' except we can't sing it... because we actually aren't there...

I think that makes sense. My head hurts.

 

[mat]

This could be Rotterdam...



We know what you are
We know what you are
Champions of Covid
We know who you are

 

[Gio's mate]

Blue Moon,
You saw me standing alone,
We're stood 2 metres apart,
I've got me face mask on...

 

[Pubteam Lomas]

We can't go to home games
We can't go away.
We lost last week...

 

[True_Blue69]

I feel like our old chants are dated, and we shouldn’t be resting on our laurels when we’ve been gifted this time to create new ones!

We not allowed at home and we’re not allowed away,
Many people died but football we can play,
They don’t give a fuck cause the sponsors’ paying up!
COVID-19, foul play!

Truly awful

 

[TheThirdDeano]

Truly awful

Cheers big man

 

[BlueDan91]

Needed a little light hearted relief lately and this thread is typically city humour!

 

[deafmanstevo]

The city is yours, the city is yours
75,000 empty seats are you fucking sure.

 

[mat]

Covid 19
Scousers 18

Asterix Asterix
Cheating Scouse bastards won a fucking asterix

 

[blue aura]

We're not really here.

 

[Keeper!]

 

[EnzoMCFC]

We are not, were not really here
Like PPE for the NHS
Were not really here

 

[Cellarite]

Oh the ref and both the linesmen cannot see,
What is absolutely clear to you and me,
If it isn’t too much hassle,
They should drive to Barnard Castle,
Fuck you all, fuck VAR, you fucking cheats.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

If you hate man united wash your hands.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

We all follow the City
From our living room
We will follow the City
Sociall distancing too
(All together now)

 

[eyalluvitt]

Ole’s at the wheeze

 

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

We're all off to Barnard Castle,
We're all off to check our eyes,
And we'll really shake them up,
When we win the League & Cup,
Banned from the rest is no surprise

 

[Gio's mate]

If you can't talk proper drop your mask,
If you can't talk proper drop your mask,
If you can't talk proper, can't talk proper,
Can't talk proper drop your mask....

 

[mccity]

The Poznan but everyone is 2m apart.

The Touré chant but we replace the words with coughs.

 

[Gio's mate]

You should have gone essential shopping,
Gone essential shooooppping...