Chat up lines

[The Northern Baptist]

Can anyone help me pull a bit of clout?

The only line i've got is 'Hey love, fancy playing carnival? You sit on me face and i will try and guess your weight.
Don't seem to be having much luck recently

 

[The Beast 111]

get in the van!

 

[BlueMoonie]

Hi my names doug thats god backwards with a little bit of u in the middle

 

[db2uk]

let's not turn this rape into a murder..

 

[Freestyler]

What's with all the bruises on your arm?

must of been when you fell from heaven!

i haven't used it, honest!, just a line a mate used once to no avail! lol

 

[themoonisblue]

Heres an easy one

What would you say if i asked you out?

if she says NO then you say i wasnt going to ask you anyway
if she says YES youve cracked it

 

[Bluemoon115]

Ssssssshhhhhhhhhh, the more you struggle, the more it's gonna hurt.

 

[Llewellyn Dowd]

My name's Dick, do you like it?

 

[Tom_mcfc]

Can anyone help me pull a bit of clout?

The only line i've got is 'Hey love, fancy playing carnival? You sit on me face and i will try and guess your weight.
Don't seem to be having much luck recently

With a face like yours mate your facing an uphill struggle as it is anyway, add to that your personality and you've got no chance

 

[ibbo]

ask her to feel the material of your shirt and ask what material it is, then when she says cotton or what ever other material, say wrong have another guess, then when she says another material say wrong again. then say do you want me to tell you? when she says yes, you go its boyfriend material