BoyBlue_1985
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Re: Chat up lines
Cheesy lines always worked for me. As long as you deliver them as trying to be cheesy as
Cheesy lines always worked for me. As long as you deliver them as trying to be cheesy as
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Chat up lines
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foetus
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Re: Chat up lines
Nice shoes.....can I fist your arsehole?
My mate used this. Lets just say it didn't work haha
Nice shoes.....can I fist your arsehole?
My mate used this. Lets just say it didn't work haha
mindmyp's_n_q's
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Re: Chat up lines
Sorry for the thread necro but I just heard this.
Bloke says to girl
"Hi (girl's name), my dick has just died. Do you mind if I bury it in your ass?"
Sorry for the thread necro but I just heard this.
Bloke says to girl
"Hi (girl's name), my dick has just died. Do you mind if I bury it in your ass?"
unexpected item
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Re: Chat up lines
Hi, my name's Dick. Do you like it?
Hi, my name's Dick. Do you like it?
Lmarkham-blueblood
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Re: Chat up lines
My name's Clive. Do you like my cardigan and wellies? Would you like to see my collection of decorative thimbles... Can I cut off your hair and choke myself with it while you watch?
My name's Clive. Do you like my cardigan and wellies? Would you like to see my collection of decorative thimbles... Can I cut off your hair and choke myself with it while you watch?