Chat up lines

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What's your favourite colour, baby?
 
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Freestyler said:
johnmc said:
Freestyler said:
Hello, can i just say i find you very attractive, can i buy you a drink?









I normally go down that route, it works.

I take it you drink in the Village a bit then?

42's actually :)

either that or i make a bet and say if i do so and so, you'll get me one instead?

managed to shaft 4 people last weekend in town and get a free drink of each of them with a few magic tricks, i won every bet ;)


you managed to get 4 free drinks in 42nd st?
i reckon on a paid by the hour rate you got ripped off for you magic tricks.
4 drinks come to a grand total of £3.72 (its a couple of years ago since i have been, admittedly)
 
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The worst ones are when you preempt the answer your going to get.

Like the "you look like my next wife". You'd get told to get to fuck or even if she likes the look of you it would be "is that right yeah". Not likely to get "so tell me how many times have you been married"
 

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