Cheese

I know they are polar opposites, but either Jarlsberg or Burt's Blue.
 
I hate cheese. I mean REALLY hate it. Fucking minging stuff. Don't know how anyone could eat something that smells like a cross between a pair of builders socks and a Romanian shot putter's fanny.

Ugghh. Minging.
 
kippax81 said:
I hate cheese. I mean REALLY hate it. Fucking minging stuff. Don't know how anyone could eat something that smells like a cross between a pair of builders socks and a Romanian shot putter's fanny.

Ugghh. Minging.
You've just described my first two sexual experiences as a 13 year old.
 
strongbowholic said:
kippax81 said:
I hate cheese. I mean REALLY hate it. Fucking minging stuff. Don't know how anyone could eat something that smells like a cross between a pair of builders socks and a Romanian shot putter's fanny.

Ugghh. Minging.
You've just described my first two sexual experiences as a 13 year old.

That genuinely made me piss myself laughing.

Bravo, sir :)
 

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