Chelsea (A) - Sun 18th Aug, 16:30 | PL | Pre-Match Thread

[mancboy]

My broadband is not being set up till 10th sept so i will be relying on the match threads so play nice !

ill save you the bother

we're shit, haaland is lazy, cant believe we havent signed anyone, god we miss rodri, should have sold ederson when we had the chance, hows he missed that, bobb being injured has fucked us, peps lost it.

 

[Middedon]

ill save you the bother

we're shit, haaland is lazy, cant believe we havent signed anyone, god we miss rodri, should have sold ederson when we had the chance, hows he missed that, bobb being injured has fucked us, peps lost it.

Gvardiol isn’t a LB
Walkers lost his pace, should have gone to Saudi
Walker shouldn’t be captain
Worst window in history
Doku needs to learn how to finish
Nunes was a waste
Players lost their drive
Why did we sell Alvarez (or any other player in the last three years)?
Kova is no Gundo

Anything else? Can we just pin these at the top of every match day thread?

 

[Eccles Blue]

ill save you the bother

we're shit, haaland is lazy, cant believe we havent signed anyone, god we miss rodri, should have sold ederson when we had the chance, hows he missed that, bobb being injured has fucked us, peps lost it.

Plus John Stones was MOTM! ;-)

 

[Ben123]

Gvardiol isn’t a LB
Walkers lost his pace, should have gone to Saudi
Walker shouldn’t be captain
Worst window in history
Doku needs to learn how to finish
Nunes was a waste
Players lost their drive
Why did we sell Alvarez (or any other player in the last three years)?
Kova is no Gundo

Anything else? Can we just pin these at the top of every match day thread?

On top of all that.

“Take the 3-0 win and move onto ipswich”

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

My broadband is not being set up till 10th sept so i will be relying on the match threads so play nice !

Put your phone on wifi hotspot Kaz, 4G is plenty quick enough for the football.

 

[burning blue soul]

Anyone want to take a punt on what side the Chavs will pick from their 3000 man squad?

I've just had a look at their 3000 man squad list. They've still got Roy Wegerle registered ;)

 

[burning blue soul]

Gvardiol isn’t a LB
Walkers lost his pace, should have gone to Saudi
Walker shouldn’t be captain
Worst window in history
Doku needs to learn how to finish
Nunes was a waste
Players lost their drive
Why did we sell Alvarez (or any other player in the last three years)?
Kova is no Gundo

Anything else? Can we just pin these at the top of every match day thread?

Hang on... nothing about Ederson? What kind of bullshit lightweight list is this?

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Gvardiol isn’t a LB
Walkers lost his pace, should have gone to Saudi
Walker shouldn’t be captain
Worst window in history
Doku needs to learn how to finish
Nunes was a waste
Players lost their drive
Why did we sell Alvarez (or any other player in the last three years)?
Kova is no Gundo

Anything else? Can we just pin these at the top of every match day thread?

Not bad.

Sure I can come up with a few more.

 

[Winchester]

Foden runs like a duck with diarrhea
Ake's braids get in the way of his vision
Ederson has too many tattoos
Grealish wants to beat at least 5000 players
Doku can't dance
Otherwise ok

 

[Bluemoonadam]

I think it'll be 2-2