Cheryl call me- JT

[Man1City]

You old romantic you!

I try my best mate ;-)

what, by going on sickipedia?

 

[goose72]

Bit pedantic on the limerick front, but for the sake of parity, this is a limerick...

There was a young girl from Newcastle
who Ashley Cole caused lots of hassle
I sent her a text, and now we've had sex
So the lot of you can sod off cos I've pulled.

(Some of the above may not be entirely true in the strictest sense...)

Actually being more pedantic a limerick has 5 lines so should read

There was a young girl from Newcastle
who Ashley Cole caused lots of hassle
I sent her a text,
and now we've had sex
So the lot of you can sod off cos I've pulled

so nur ;)

The comma implied a line break - I used it to retain the symettrical aesthetic of the poem in its visual form. ;)

 

[Kazimierz Genious]

A young lass from Newcastle Town

Said I love to tek it up t brown

An you're the best yet

Tha meks me so wet

And then I awoke and fell down......

 

[LCBblue]

Need to get to work on some classics for Saturday guys...

 

[Scottyboi]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ES5EWE_CLVk&feature=related[/youtube]

 

[Halfpenny]

Love the irony of them putting it on a Bridge.

 

[Macker]