Use to live in saddleworth on the tops a few years ago,had a bit of land with the neighbour,anyway he got some chickens they didn't lay for a while,
him and is mrs & kids were out every morning to see if any had arrived....
After they had layed a few I went to the pen took the 3 out that were there brought them back to mine boiled them then put them back,next day the daft **** was knocking on my door telling me this story of these 3 hard boiled eggs..
Every fucker was laughing at him in the village the daft ****!