Christmas dinner preparations

[Sid C]

Just took the turkey out the freezer. Says it takes 53 hours to defrost. So I can start to cook it at 3 pm on Boxing Day. FFS!!!!!!

The bird needs some warmth from the inside mate.
Don’t let the misses see you though

 

[sir baconface]

that's why you need a Capon. Or a Turduckin

Pervert.

 

[BuryBlue1977]

The bird needs some warmth from the inside mate.
Don’t let the misses see you though

Cheers pal. Just told the mrs about your suggestion. She said “you do know the cavity is about 5 inches wide!” I said don’t worry love, it will stretch.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

that's why you need a Capon. Or a Turduckin

Must be cold if you need a cape on. What are you? A comic book superhero?

 

[bobmcfc]

rib of beef as always for us. Usually coat it with English mustard before cooking

 

[snorky]

rib of beef as always for us. Usually coat it with English mustard before cooking

How are you supposed to get your dick in that?

I will wake up pissed in the morning and have a nice hot shower with our turkey.
I ain't shagging it while it's still frozen.

 

[Two Gun Bob]

How are you supposed to get your dick in that?

I will wake up pissed in the morning and have a nice hot shower with our turkey.
I ain't shagging it while it's still frozen.

 

[Saddleworth2]

Just took the turkey out the freezer. Says it takes 53 hours to defrost. So I can start to cook it at 3 pm on Boxing Day. FFS!!!!!!

run it under the hot tap for a few hours then the sunlamp overnight. Jobs a good un ;-)


It may give you salmonella but will be beautifully bronzed.

 

[snorky]

Good thinking mate.
I should have a Poussin.... I might touch the sides.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Carrots par boiled.
Sprouts shredded.
Turkey defrosting nicely since yesterday.
Will make some mulled wine later.