Christmas dinner preparations

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

You whingebags. So what I do, leave the house for 12:30, pub, 5 beers, go home and the dinner is on the table. Simple.

Are you married to @urban genie?

 

[bobmcfc]

We had rib of beef the past couple of years. Absolutely brilliant and with a 4-5 rib you can have everything from rare to well done in the same joint plus bloody good gravy and about 4 more dinners.

It’s in the oven now. Smells divine

 

[urban genie]

Are you married to @urban genie?

Mate I am done all meat is in turkey nicely sealed with an orange stuffing and segments layered on top.
Gammon too basted in a lovely fruity glaze.

Pigs, roasties, real stuffing and veg all cooking, can now sit in the kitchen drinking beer listening to music pretending to be busy while the rest of the family are in the other room.

Only thing I had to make esrly was the christmas pud as it needed to soak for a day.

3 days to pre prepare, pah fucking ametuers

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Christmas at home this year. I’m having prawn cakes, Thai green curry with beef and sweet and sour chicken. Trifle for dessert. Drinks will be beer, gin, Prosecco, mulled wine, and red wine .

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Christmas at home this year. I’m having prawn cakes, Thai green curry with beef and sweet and sour chicken. Trifle for dessert. Drinks will be beer, gin, Prosecco, mulled wine, and red wine .

So, basically the Mrs is cooking and you're sat there getting pissed?

 

[dronefromsector7G]

So, basically the Mrs is cooking and you're sat there getting pissed?

I’ve been busy shoving loads of shit from our dining room upstairs before my mum and her boyfriend get here you cheeky ****. Not started boozing yet. Got to last until gone midnight

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

I’ve been busy shoving loads of shit from our dining room upstairs before my mum and her boyfriend get here you cheeky ****. Not started boozing yet. Got to last until gone midnight

Oh I take it all back then. The Mrs is cooking, then you are going to sit on your arse getting pissed while she washes up?

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Oh I take it all back then. The Mrs is cooking, then you are going to sit on your arse getting pissed while she washes up?

I’ll probably wash up tomorrow. I’ll send you the recipes after that. I think it’s Mae ploy.

 

[Blue Smarties]

Piece of piss this lads and lassies. Almost seen through my first Christmas dinner as head chef. Pass the whisky.

 

[Barcon]

The wife's burning the house down as we speak.
All she has to do is make some sprouts with bacon to take with us and the whole fucking house is enveloped in a mist of bacon grease.
Not a clue.