City’s New Kits

[LangleyBlue1970]

What exactly is a sexual noise?

Never heard that turn of phrase before.

Hard to describe. Basically a bunch of blokes getting excited and letting said soccerette know exactly what they think of her.

 

[Mon Autre]

He's a multi millionaire world famous singer songwriter who wrote some iconic music and, inbetween watching City from his various VIP lounges, is shagging some PR girl much younger than him.

If you're not jealous of that then you're in denial or just not paying attention.

I'm a 40 year old lesbian, there's plenty of people i'm a bit jealous of but aside from his bank balance I can assure you that Noel Gallagher is so far down that list of people it's unreal. It's possible for me to roll my eyes at the fact City have unleashed him with a set of crayons on our shirt without being jealous of him.

 

[Damocles]

I'm a 40 year old lesbian, there's plenty of people i'm a bit jealous of but aside from his bank balance I can assure you that Noel Gallagher is so far down that list of people it's unreal. It's possible for me to roll my eyes at the fact City have unleashed him with a set of crayons on our shirt without being jealous of him.

"I'm not jealous of him apart from this bit that I'm jealous of him" might not be the statement you really wanted to make

 

[Phil1]

Bluemoon resident miserable cunts thrive on this kind of stuff.
Never change boys and girls, you’re negativity is a beacon to us all and what’s we should all strive for in the future.

 

[Bluesince1979]

Tell you what is weird. A load of grown ups getting their knickers in a twist over font on a football shirt. In fact, shirt designs full stop.

When posting put your age in brackets. If youre 18 or under (the biggest purchasers of football shirts), then let you off. If youre over 18 …. Get a bird

 

[Coatigan]

Tell you what is weird. A load of grown ups getting their knickers in a twist over font on a football shirt. In fact, shirt designs full stop.

When posting put your age in brackets. If youre 18 or under (the biggest purchasers of football shirts), then let you off. If youre over 18 …. Get a bird

You know what's weird? Grown-ups getting pissed off that grown-ups are getting pissed off about... etc etc ;)

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

Heard Noel had a hand in designing this. Bold move to go back to the eagle tho

 

[Mon Autre]

"I'm not jealous of him apart from this bit that I'm jealous of him" might not be the statement you really wanted to make

I was obvs being a bit flippant but if you want to convince yourself that I'm jealous of him then go off.

His handwriting is also marginally better than mine so you chalk that off as another jealousy point. But, referring back to your earlier metric, my girlfriend is younger than his so I dunno, does that cancel it out?

 

[Bluesince1979]

You know what's weird? Grown-ups getting pissed off that grown-ups are getting pissed off about... etc etc ;)

What about grown ups getting pissed off
about a grown up getting pissed off about other grown ups? :)

 

[Centurions]

These type of threads always follow the same pattern without fail...