gordondaviesmoustache
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Say hello to Sue and tell her I'm looking forward to seeing her on Wednesday :-)Sue told me to say
We're just finishing our dessert in Gaucho's
I never have room for dessert at Goucho's!
Say hello to Sue and tell her I'm looking forward to seeing her on Wednesday :-)Sue told me to say
We're just finishing our dessert in Gaucho's
I'm a working-class man trapped in a middle-class body.
I am wearing that very same outfit as I type. Apart from the suit.
Say hello to Sue and tell her I'm looking forward to seeing her on Wednesday :-)
I never have room for dessert at Goucho's!
Stop telling porkiesShe said
Awwwww bless
Telling you, she is here with meStop telling porkies
You're only jealous because I'm her favourite.Stop telling porkies
More of a waddle tbh.Doing a runner by then?
Youre well down the food chain :)You're only jealous because I'm her favourite.
Are you trying to suggest I'm a bottom feeder?Youre well down the food chain :)
It certainly put you in your plaice.Are you trying to suggest I'm a bottom feeder?
I always get freshly poured (haha) pints. They start pouring the half-time beers at 5 past 3.So yesterday I needed a hot chocolate to rescue me from a disgusting hangover and to get me through the second half. I joined a large queue at a bar and got to the front really quickly. The reason, a stack of pre poured pints ready to serve. Brilliant. When I left the queue there were about four people to serve and still about five minutes of half time remaining.
Despite this someone was asking for a freshly poured pint. It was pointed out they are being poured and had only been there a minute or two. It's not like it's Oktoberfest standard beer is it? Embrace the fact you're not queueing for ages!