City/Bayern friendship initiative

sweynforkbeard said:
Stuey said:

How about Poland?



Somewhere I would like to visit - everybody I know who has been there has had only good things to say, including my next door neighbour who went over a couple of months ago to visit the grave and family of a Polish workmate who died. All the Germans I've met in this country, be they friends of friends or visiting as tourists or on business, have been great people. You can't be in guano for as many years as I was without working closely with avian deposit collectors of all nationalities - and, after all, I am related to most of the pretenders and failed claimants to the thrones of European principalities both extant and long lost in the swirling miasmas of time.

Strange that....only last week I was supping absinthe with the Duke of Urach's brother Prince Inigo of Urach who is an aspirant to the
Lithuanian crown,he did mention you as an friend who often escorted him on his many white truffle hunting trips to the Piedmont region in northern Italy.
 
Frank Gallagher said:
Here's to you Uli Hoeness.....The Taxman knows more than you think... whoo who whoo

Absolutely brilliant !!

sweynforkbeard said:
Stuey said:

How about Poland?



Somewhere I would like to visit - everybody I know who has been there has had only good things to say, including my next door neighbour who went over a couple of months ago to visit the grave and family of a Polish workmate who died. All the Germans I've met in this country, be they friends of friends or visiting as tourists or on business, have been great people. You can't be in guano for as many years as I was without working closely with avian deposit collectors of all nationalities - and, after all, I am related to most of the pretenders and failed claimants to the thrones of European principalities both extant and long lost in the swirling miasmas of time.

I can attest that Poland is a great place to visit. Really nice women & dirt cheap pivo's !
 
bluevengence said:
sweynforkbeard said:
Stuey said:
How about Poland?



Somewhere I would like to visit - everybody I know who has been there has had only good things to say, including my next door neighbour who went over a couple of months ago to visit the grave and family of a Polish workmate who died. All the Germans I've met in this country, be they friends of friends or visiting as tourists or on business, have been great people. You can't be in guano for as many years as I was without working closely with avian deposit collectors of all nationalities - and, after all, I am related to most of the pretenders and failed claimants to the thrones of European principalities both extant and long lost in the swirling miasmas of time.

Strange that....only last week I was supping absinthe with the Duke of Urach's brother Prince Inigo of Urach who is an aspirant to the
Lithuanian crown,he did mention you as an friend who often escorted him on his many white truffle hunting trips to the Piedmont region in northern Italy.


Should you encounter him again please request that he returns my silver plated wolverine rifle and inform him that two of the scullery maids have named him in paternity suits. The man is a damned imposter whose real name I believe to be Darren Gough.
 
sweynforkbeard said:
In the spirit of postwar reconciliation I have paid for cards to be placed on each seat in the East stand and Colin Bell lower tiers. As the teams emerge please hold them up in unison - one side will depict a lifelike portrait of Angela Merkel. On the reverse of the Colin Bell cards is spelt out the message:

'Football only uses one ball,
Snooker's are very very small,
But ice hockey uses no balls at all.'

On the reverse of the East stands cards it will read: 'Thank you for bombing Old Trafford.'
Why, oh why are the club not handing you sole charge of the Supporters Clubs?

Sweyn in!
 
calum down said:
i shall be wearing this t-shirt in the spirit of sweyn's post-war initiative

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(i'm sure a poster on bluemoon made these t-shirts but i can't remember who)


ahhh the Lancaster bomber in German markings, cringe everytime I see it
 
calum down said:
i shall be wearing this t-shirt in the spirit of sweyn's post-war initiative

2dc7kp3.jpg



(i'm sure a poster on bluemoon made these t-shirts but i can't remember who)


I am sure this must have been raised before in the depths of bluemoon, though why is a Lancaster bomber depicted in this image of a raid, bedecked with luftwaffe emblems?

Surely more appropriate would have been a Heinkel 111, or perhaps a Dornier (though not sure they would have had the range to reach the swamp?)

I loathe factually incorrect T-shirts, apart form ones pointing at me and saying "I'm with this idiot"
 
calum down said:
i shall be wearing this t-shirt in the spirit of sweyn's post-war initiative

2dc7kp3.jpg



(i'm sure a poster on bluemoon made these t-shirts but i can't remember who)

I think it was Swales_Lives who was responsible for producing those. He made fuck all from them iirc.
 

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