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"first a broken leg now my hand is glued to my face FML"
a shit one to start but i'm sure you clever bastards will come up with some comedy gold
Unknown_Genius said:What an attention seeking tosspot. The club has helped you, either accept their offer, and shut up, or don't turn up, and just sit at home, pulling sad, stupid little faces. Don't start whining about how its oh so unfair you can't use the players tunnel. Loads of disabled fans turn up every match, and they don't moan, demand preferential treatment, and turn to the press to tell sob stories. If someone see's him, throw a steaming hot bovril at his left tit.
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"first a broken leg now my hand is glued to my face FML"
a shit one to start but i'm sure you clever bastards will come up with some comedy gold
wareing117 said:took advise from david haye??MATCITY said:Caption Competition
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"first a broken leg now my hand is glued to my face FML"
a shit one to start but i'm sure you clever bastards will come up with some comedy gold
''Why is my fucking toe so big?''
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what a fucking fat idiot, if anyone sees this no mark tomoz kick the fucker in his crutch
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CityPar said:TBH I can't see what more the club could have done and if he's any sense he'll reply to them soon and take up their final offer. If that's rejected then hell mend him. And to run to the papers? WTF!! What kind of supporter is he....!
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"first a broken leg now my hand is glued to my face FML"
a shit one to start but i'm sure you clever bastards will come up with some comedy gold
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the kippax kid said:I got both my legs sliced off in a horrific mechanical accident when the sky gantry fell on me whilst outside the ground and I still managed to drag myself to my seat on the 3rd tier, I also managed to get down at half time for a pint and a chicken balti pie. The club were more than helpful in assisting me by having a steward on hand to mop up my constant bleeding and most importantly they freeze dried my legs enabling them to be sewn back on after the game, the clubs actions very much helped me towards a full recovery.
You can only imagine what I think of this wimp.
-- Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:43 pm --
I got both my legs sliced off in a horrific mechanical accident when the sky camera gantry fell on me whilst outside the ground and I still managed to drag myself to my seat on the 3rd tier, I also managed to get down at half time for a pint and a chicken balti pie. The club were more than helpful in assisting me by having a steward on hand to mop up my constant bleeding and most importantly they freeze dried my legs enabling them to be sewn back on after the game, the clubs actions very much helped me towards a full recovery.
You can only imagine what I think of this wimp.
The last time i grassed someone up they chopped my little toe off.MATCITY said:Caption Competition
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"first a broken leg now my hand is glued to my face FML"
a shit one to start but i'm sure you clever bastards will come up with some comedy gold
There goes my BRIEF chance of getting on the tunnel Cam....sigh!gaudinho's stolen car said:MATCITY said:Caption Competition
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"Uh oh, I'm a ****."
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Get used to that SOFA