city fanzines....

[wearethesouthstand]

Noel Noel
It's a bit of a farce
That you haven't replied
Have you seen your arse ?

Noel Noel
You are not playing ball
Now we know you hit Phillip
By the Kippax wall

Noel Noel
If you're not feeling brave
Then forget our pint
'Cos I'm going with Dave !!!

 

[BTH]

Noel Noel
It's a bit of a farce
That you haven't replied
Have you seen your arse ?

Noel Noel
You are not playing ball
Now we know you hit Phillip
By the Kippax wall

Noel Noel
If you're not feeling brave
Then forget our pint
'Cos I'm going with Dave !!!

Just got in; worked all day... Christmas do tonight... What do you expect? Still on for a pint, but the only person who isn't feeling brave is the bottle-job, blueprintreader!

Anyway, in homage to l'il 5' 10" Phill...

A misogynist called Phill
He was feeling quite ill
From eating nut cutlets and mung beans and dill.

Phill, Phill. Phill, Phill,
Hasn't forgotten his bitterest pill!

So, to remedy this
Although taking the p!ss
He decided to push round a tiny young Miss.

Phill, Phill. Phill, Phill,
No one remembers, but his grudge holds still!

He was shocked to discover
He'd been slapped by her lover
And 17 years on he has yet to recover.

Phill, Phill. Phill, Phill,
Everyone gets it, but he never will!

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

nowt wrong with nut cutlets, mung beans and dill with a nice side salad, maybe you should give them a try ;)

Anyway, I think this thread has run it's course, I'll let you have the final word as I know that's what you like.
Bye.

 

[BTH]

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