City in crisis

[BringBackSwales]

Sky sports news today reported that the vermin are top of the league once all Sterling’s goals have been excluded;

According to various rag websites Pep is going to jail for a 10 stretch for being animated with Nathan redmond;

We have been rumbled cos we have scored an average of less than 2 goals a game over the last 4;

No clean sheets in the last 2;

Some empty seats were spotted at the game last night, with red circles round them;

The scum have nearly caught us on points twice this week apparently;

David Silva has only signed a contract extension because he is deemed not good enough for Liverpool;

Edit - we can’t defend set pieces

We are fucking doomed

 

[yeseye]

The title+ the op username !
Haha.

 

[abu13]

And West ham would be above Tottenham if Harry Kane's goals didnt count.

 

[pfazz]

Slight problem with this, it needs pointing out to them that in actual fact they DO count.

 

[The blue phantom]

Tbf mate i just watched all that and they were also raving abt us too. We had the first full 10 mins on the 4p.m news going through records, praising Silva, also Sterling. They were pointing out how important Sterlings goals were. And what would of happened had he not scored.

 

[Mike N]

Why anyone watches Sky Sports News is completely beyond me.

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Why anyone watches Sky Sports News is completely beyond me.

Whats it like on that moral high ground , everyone i know watches sky sports news , its about the only sports channel Sky give for free

 

[Sir peace frog]

I like ssn (when city win),when I'm off ill have it on in the back ground ,i take it for what it is ,its a bit like the football sun on telly

 

[Mike N]

Whats it like on that moral high ground , everyone i know watches sky sports news , its about the only sports channel Sky give for free

Jesus, you're easily pleased.

 

[Hoghead]

Wouldn't know about a crisis due to getting all my unbiased football news and reports from Bluemoon ;)