City Lyrics to Christmas Carols/Songs

[Yelloways Army]

One from back in the day……..

Jingle Bells, Coppell smells, Jordan is a *****

Don’t go near the Stretford End cause they’ve all got diarrhoea

 

[borassic]

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to see, City win away.

(Bit of an occasional song, back in the day.)

Villa away about 15 years ago, when Distin scored that beauty

 

[eboblue]

Villa away about 15 years ago, when Distin scored that beauty

And highbury 74 (?) 3-2 after being 3-0 up.......

 

[Spurs quarter 69]

Hark now hear the City Sing
United ran away

 

[Blue Floyd]

Hark now hear the City Sing
United ran away

And we will fight for ever more because of derby day

 

[Blue Floyd]

CITY CITY!!

 

[Shirley]

An old one…

Jingle bells
Stepney smells
Crerands on the booze
Nobby Stiles has lost his teeth
Niteds going to lose

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I’ve always thought that was blue Christmas not blue Wembley, but then my hearing isn’t that good.

A few of us from our supporters branch started singing
"I'm dreaming of a Blue Wembley, just like the ones I used to know..."
at Coventry away January 1981 the week after we beat (Big Mal's) Palace 4-0 in the 3rd road.
We only had those two lines and kept chanting it.... it got picked up by others and by the time the next away game came around it had evolved into the song as we know it.

 

[SamTheGuru]

Every time I hear 'Walking in a Winter Wonderland' I can't help singing "Walking in a Wiekins Wonderland'. Other than 'Hark the Herald Angels Sing' I can't think of any others where we have changed the lyrics.

Are there others I'm missing? And if not, isn't it about time we had a few others?

Surely there's a Haaland reference in 'Mistletoe and Wine' you creative types can wedge in there?

All I can remember is walking in a Kinky Wonderland.

 

[East Level 2]

With Winter Wonderland I keep hearing the line "We're 19 in front you Portuguese ****".
And another version of Let it snow:
Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the football Ciy play is delightful, so because they're much better than us, we'll park the bus, park the bus, park the bus.
Worked well at the swamp in 2-1 win about 4 seasons back.