There's something called email. I used to get a lot of it on my CM account. You should try it sometimes. It saves a fortune on stamps.
You're a boring, negative, whining bastard. Try to post something constructive for a change.
I have this vision of you sitting in your armchair, by your net-curtained window, looking out and saying to no one in particular "They've got a new car at number 35. Only had the last one a year. Look at her at number 27. Who does she think she is? Mutton dressed as lamb. Them kids at number 36 are getting out of hand. Mark my words; they'll be in Strangeways by the time they're 18. TV's shit these days. Was much better when there was only two channels."