City named “most innovative team in global sports”

[Ric]

 

[cheekybids]

Dirty oil bastards - only thing innovative about Citeh is ways to cheat ;)

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

Money makes the world go round

 

[lancs blue]

Do the rags make the top 6 because of "innovative" ways of winning penalties?

 

[waspish]

And this is why we get so much stick! They know we are a juggernaut on and of the field! Never take money out and self sufficient for the last 4/5 years.

Those history clubs in this country and Europe modal is a debt ridden modal that shows when the shit hits the fan it isn’t sustainable!

 

[Platt Lane veteran]

Looking forward to reading about this on my BBC Sport app. How on earth do Arsenal make 3rd?!

 

[mrbelfry]

Finding new ways to cheat since 2008.

 

[KS55]

Great innovations by City:
Brilliant new ways to run out of chips
First club to sell beer that tastes like shoe polish
First club to junk award winning website and replace it with dross
Unique non functional blue lights
Longest post match wait for a tram
Superb legal team gets club out of any bother
Smallest set of forwards ever
Innovative penalty taking technique

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Dirty oil bastards - only thing innovative about Citeh is ways to cheat ;)

Ah, but cheeky, that has come not from a member of the RDAHMeedya, the Rashford Propaganda Suite, or BBCMUTVInc, but a foreign press source. It's kosher, as Uncle Mal would have said.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Great innovations by City:
Brilliant new ways to run out of chips
First club to sell beer that tastes like shoe polish
First club to junk award winning website and replace it with dross
Unique non functional blue lights
Longest post match wait for a tram
Superb legal team gets club out of any bother
Smallest set of forwards ever
Innovative penalty taking technique

Perhaps you had too many pints of the shoe polish and allowed a good few empty trams to pass.